Okay, so I just wrote a really depressing entry earlier so, it's time to balance it out with a happy one...okay...what's happy? Oh! I know! idea MONGOOSE IN A BEARSUIT! Aaaaaand MEATS OF EVIL! Aaaaaaaaaand 20012! Aaaaaaaaand OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! XD All insiders jokes between me and my friend. You wouldn't understand... OH! Okay, okay, JOKE TIME! Here's a blond joke, but I'm a natural blond so if it offends someone, not my problem because I'm one of the people it's dissing. (I dye my hair brown though xD)
Okay, A red head, a brunette, and a blond walk in a bar. They ask the bar tender if they can use the bathroom and he says "Okay, but it's not up to me, you'll have to ask the magic mirror" So they go to the magic mirror and ask "Can we use the bathroom?" And it replies "Yes but you have to say one thing true about yourself."
So, the red head says "Well, I think I'm the prettiest of the group" and the mirror says "you are correct, you may use the bathroom" and then the brunette says "Well, I think I'm the smartest of the group" and the mirror says "You are correct, you may use the bathroom" and then the blond says "I think-" and the mirror says "INCORRECT!" rofl
 Othello_ollehtO · Wed May 28, 2008 @ 01:12am · 2 Comments |
