I was out putting the clothes up onto the clothesline with Susan when at the end I noticed at the corner of my eye some huge a** black thing. So I turned my head to look and started screaming. This was at like eight in the morning but I don't think our neighbours cared. They're probably used to our house screaming all the time. Actually, me screaming. (E.g. Mum throwing a fly at me, mum throwing snails at me, finding a bug in my room, finding a bug in the bathroom, mum throwing various things at me.)
SO I screamed like a crazy psycho and Susan was like "WTH?! Stop screaming woman! What's wrong?" Then I showed her the spider; I was speechless by then. Because, I mean, this spider, it was no ordinary spider. It was huge. Bigger than any spider I've ever seen. And, okay, it wasn't as big as a huntsman spider but it was close. And it had this kind of white line on its back. Then Susan started screaming when she saw it. Then we both stood there screaming and pointing at it like crazy people. Then, in the midst of my mortification, I screamed at her "GO GET UNCLE!! TELL HIM THERE'S A FRICKIN SPIDER!!" (He was the only one home with us atm) Then she screamed back "OKAY!!!!!!" And she ran in whilst I kept watch.
In a nutshell, he came out, me and Susan ran in and closed the glass door to look out, and he took a broom and swiped it off the clothesline. Then he started to play with it to me and Susan's horror. She kept blocking it with the broom and pushing it around. We screamed at him "KILL IT!!! KILL IIITTT!!!!" And he said "Noooo! Don't kill it!" And he continued playing with it. But then it died. Probably of exhaustion I guess. Then me and Susan looked back to the clothesline where it used to be and saw this massive thread from its web. It was HUMONGOUS! Just like a thread of yarn. It was so disgusting XD
I'm starting to wonder what's wrong with our house >_> Bugs goddamn everywhere -_-
 PANDORK · Mon Apr 07, 2008 @ 12:57am · 4 Comments |
