New Jersey • Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. • Bernards Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone". • Caldwell: You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue. • Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. • Cranford: Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn. • Cresskill: All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts. • Elizabeth: It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat. • If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates. • In Berkley Heights you may not walk your cattle on the street on Sunday. • In Newark it is illegal to buy ice cream after 6:00 p.m. • In New Jersey it is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. • In New Jersey, it is illegal to slurp soup. • It's illegal in New Jersey for parents to give their children under the age of 18 even a sip of alcohol. • It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. • It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer. • It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. • It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo. • It's also illegal in this state to throw a bad pickle on the street. • Lovers in Liberty Corner should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term. • Manville: It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo. • Newark: It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor. • Ocean City: People may not slurp their soup. Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday. Raw hamburger may not be sold. • On a highway you can not park under a bridge. • Raritan: Profanity is prohibited. • Raw hamburger may not be sold. • Sea Isle City: There will be no boiling of bones on the property. • There is no horse racing allowed on the New Jersey Turnpike. • Trenton: You may not throw a bad pickle in the street. Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays. • Unless you have a doctor's note, it's illegal to buy ice cream after 6 PM in Newark, New Jersey. • You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only. • You may not slurp your soup.
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