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as told by Pink Powder:
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Sailor Bob was lonely, his ship, the S. S. Waterloo was out in the harsh tundras of Alaska. None of the other sailors would talk to him...So one day, he took a big old bottle of whiskey, drank it in 3 gulps and took a dive down the edge of Waterloo, expecting to see the pearly gates when he woke up.
BUT!!
Sailor Bob awoke! Alive (cold, but alive). He blinked, blinked, and blinked some more. He saw a figure standing over him. His eyes made out the sexiest woman he ever saw, wearing a sleek black dress with white down the middle...
This must be the woman who saved me, he thought, I must repay her.
Little did Bob know, the Jack Daniels was still in effect and the one he thought to be a woman, was none other than A PENGUIN!!!
Well...the way he repaid her, we cannot say, let's just say Sailor Bob is now in prison for bestiality on penguins.
But...from this freaky encounter....a new soul was born...and it's name was 2TwoTodd. Half Sailor Half Penguin....
Thank you. *Bows and walks off stage*
 2TwoTodd · Wed Jul 06, 2005 @ 09:58pm · 2 Comments |
