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Charmed season one quotes! |
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*Something wicca this way comes*
1)Morris "That woman didn't direct jack. She was stabbed."
2)Piper "Hey, I have a great idea. Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner? "
Prue "I'm not hungry."
Phoebe "I ate on the bus."
Piper "Okay, we'll try the group hug later."
3)Andy "Do you believe in UFOS?"
Morris "Hell, no."
Andy "Neither do I. But do you believe there are people out there who believe in UFOS?"
Morris "Yes. But I think they're crazy."
Andy "Then why can't you believe that there are people who believe that they are witches?"
4)Phoebe "I forgot your question."
Piper "I asked if Prue would have sex with someone other than herself this year."
Phoebe "That's disgusting. (to Ouji board) Please say yes."
5)Prue "Don't you think you're overreacting? We are perfectly safe here."
Piper "Don't say that. In horror movies the person who says that is always the next to die."
6)Piper "Nothing happened, right, Phoebe, when you said the incantation?"
Phoebe "Well, my head spun round and I vomited split pea soup. "
7)Phoebe "I never went to sleep."
Piper "Don't tell me you put on a black conical hat and spent the night flying around the neighborhood on a broomstick."
8)Phoebe "According to the Book of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch named Melinda Warren."
Piper "And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible."
9)Roger "You look surprised."
Prue "I don't know why, I'm furious."
10)Roger "Prue, think about this."
Prue "Lousy job, lousy pay, lousy boss. What's to think about?"
11)Prue "I thought breaking up with you was the best thing I'd ever done, but this definitely tops that."
12)Roger "I hope there are no office supplies in your purse."
13)Prue "Phoebe, I do not have special powers. Now where's the cream?"
(The cream moves by itself from across the bar)
Phoebe "Really? That looks pretty special to me."
14)Phoebe "You know, I'm not afraid of our powers, I mean everyone inherits something from their family, right?"
Prue "Yeah. Money, antiques, a strong disposition--That's what normal people inherit."
Phoebe "Who want's to be normal when we can be special?"
Prue "I want to be normal."
15)Piper "Open your fortune cookie."
Jeremy "Okay." (reads the fortune) "Soon you will be on top."
Piper "It doesn't say that."
Jeremy "Yes, it does."
Piper "Let me see."
Jeremy "Is that a bad thing?"
Piper (reads his fortune) "Of the world." "Soon you will be on top of the world."
16)Piper "Prue's right, what are we gonna do?"
Phoebe "What can't we do?"
Prue "We are going to be careful, we are going to be wise, and we are going to stick together."
Piper "This should be interesting!"
*I've got you under my skin*
1)Piper "By the way, um, Andy called."
Prue "When?"
Piper "While you were in the shower."
Prue "What did you tell him?"
Piper "That you were in the shower. Bad date?"
Prue "No. No, no. Not at all. Uh, it was great. You know, dinner, movie...sex."
Piper "Excuse me? On your first date? You sleaze."
Prue "It wasn't exactly our first date, Piper."
Piper "High school doesn't count. That was last decade."
2)Piper "Prue slept with Andy."
Phoebe "Hello!"
Prue "Thanks a lot, Mouth."
3)Piper "Don't put me in the middle."
Prue "I'm not. You were born in the middle."
4)Prue "And I did write you a note, I just didn't leave it."
5)Phoebe "Is that guy at the bar staring at me?"
Piper "A lot of guys at the bar are staring at you."
6)Piper "I hate being a witch."
7)Piper "I'm good!"
*Thank you for not morphing*
1)Neighbor- "You know, sisters."
Prue- "Tell me about it..."(looks at Phoebe and Piper)
2)Prue-"Ok, I came, I saw, I was perky. Now I just want my head on a pillow."
3)Prue-"We could rely on our vicious guard cat to protect us, or we could remember to lock the door."
Phoebe-"That is a really good idea, Prue." (She says as she locks Prue in the laundry room).
4)Victor to Phoebe-"So, this is my little....Piper?"
(sigh)
Phoebe- "Yeah, that's OK. People confuse us all the time."
5)Piper-"Why? I mean after all this time? Why here? Why now?"
Victor-"Well, I heard the food here is pretty good, and it is dinner time."
6)Victor- "I didn't come back earlier because I didn't want to disappoint you."
Prue- "Too late."
Piper- "I wonder what's keeping that dessert..."
7)Victor (at reseraunt)- "Nice reflexes. Now let me get this straight. Piper, you freeze time. Prue, don't you move objects? And what's your special trick, Phoebe? Premonitions? Maybe we should talk about this elsewhere?
8)Piper-"Does anyone want coffee?"
Phoebe-"I mean one day, I am a member of the Y generation, with my average hair and a thing for carbonated beverages. And the next, I'm a witch."
Piper-"Dad, do you take cream or sugar with that?"
Phoebe-"I just read from the book, and wham, I'm Tabitha."
9)Piper-"Wait, you're blaming Grams for why you diasappeared?? She loved us, she raised us! We could have just talked about it like normal people."
Prue-"We aren't normal."
10)Phoebe- "Good morning, Phoebe?" (no response)
11)Piper- "Wait a second. First we had no dad, now we have two?"
12)Leo- "The problem isn't the manor, but the manor in which it is treated."
*Dead man dating*
1)Andy to Prue- "I was no where near the neighborhood. Thought I'd stop by."
2)Piper- "At least tell me you've managed to get Prue something other than your traditional birthday gift."
Phoebe-"What's my traditional gift?"
Piper-"A card, three days late."
3)Mark-"Thanks for helping me."
Piper-"When you wouldn't leave my doorstep I didn't have much of a choice."
4)Piper-"I panic, I put my hands up, and bad things tend to freeze."
Mark- "For how long?"
Piper- "Not very, let's go."
5)Phoebe to Mr. Corey-"But your going to die! Oh that didn't come out right."
6)Prue to Phoebe- "You were trying to do something good. Now you are going to do something wonderful. I couldn't ask for a better birthday present."
7)Andy-"Talking to yourself?"
Piper-"Yeah, it's an old habit. I do it all the time."
Andy- "My mom used to call it an interesting conversation with an interesting person."
8)Phoebe to Prue-"I saved that guy. And it was great, too. I mean, I knew doing it would be good for him, but I had no idea what a rush it would be for me. I felt so good, and not just about myself, but about everything.
That even in my own little way I can make a difference. Can you believe this is me saying this??"
9)Phoebe-"Give to get, that is the secret to life."
10)Piper- "I've never seen anyone die before."
Prue- "Jeremy."
Phoebe- "Javna."
Piper- "I mean human."
11)Mark- "Take it from me, Prue. Don't miss your birthday. Any of them. They are important."
12)Piper-"Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy."
Phoebe-"It's an improvement, at least he isn't a warlock."
*Dream sorcerer*
-~None~-
*The wedding from hell*
1)Rex - "Prue, your, um, sister's here to see you. She's waiting in your office."
Prue - "Which sister?"
Rex - "The one whom, upon seeing your office, said, 'Damn, I should go back to college.'"
Prue - "Phoebe."
2)Phoebe - "This place rocks. No wonder you never want to come home."
3)Prue - "Oh my God, you're pregnant."
Phoebe - "What?"
Prue - "That's why you came back from New York, isn't it?"
Phoebe - "No, but I shouldn't be surprised that you would think that. After all, I am the irresponsible sister. The black sheep who always screws up. The dark cloud over the Halliwell household."
Prue - "Phoebe"
Phoebe - "Okay, I'm not pregnant."
Prue - "But than why..."
Phoebe - "Excuse me, I think I still have two more minutes. F.Y.I., you have another sister who has had sex. Remember Jeremy, the guy who blew up in the attic, the warlock boyfriend?
Think about it, Prue, because it wasn't me in that vision, having the demon child. It was Piper."
4)Piper - "Phoebe, I expected you over an hour ago. Where have you been?"
Phoebe - "I went to see Prue."
Piper - "At the auction house? That's all the way down-...What were you doing there?"
Phoebe - "Adding more bricks to the wall between us."
5)butler - "Ms. Piper Halliwell."
Phoebe - "And her sister, chopped liver."
6)Mrs. Spencer - "How are things in the kitchen?"
Piper - "Um, right on schedule. The lobsters arrive tomorrow morning, the hor's d'oeuvres are ready, Chef Moore is in France, and the puff pasteries are baking."
7)Phoebe - "Look, you don't know me. Hell, I barely know me. Okay, but I do know my sister and she is the best damn chef in this city. No one, and I do mean no one, puts the love and tender care that Piper puts into her cooking.
So, you should not only be grateful that Chef Moore bagged but, you should consider yourselves lucky."
Jade - "If there is even the slightest hitch, I will have your heard. Kidding."
8)Jade - "Can I go now? I have like a million things to do before my wedding, tomorrow."
Darryl - "Sure."
(Jade leaves.)
Andy - "Sorry the dead man on your driveway was such an inconvenience."
9)Andy - "I'll come back when you're alone."
Prue - "Uh, no, it a, it's okay. I'm finished. Uh, somebody just put a sticky inventory tag on his...uh, on the a..."
Andy - "Artifact?"
Prue - "Yes. Yes, the artifact. I should know that word, shouldn't I? Uh, were is your, um..."
Andy - "Artifact?"
10)Prue - "You found this at a crime scene?"
Andy - "It was on the victim."
Prue - "What was on the suspect, chainmail and a coat of arms?
11)Phoebe - "Okay, I can't hold this is any longer. Your name isn't Piper, and that's the good news. You're really Hecate, queen of the Underworld. You're pregnant with the demon child. Which means, I'm afraid I have to kill you."
Piper - "What?"
Phoebe - "Not to worry, you have plenty of time. I still have to find the jeweled poniard to kill you with. See?"
(Phoebe shows Piper a picture of the poniard. Prue walks in with the poniard.)
Prue - "Are you talking about this?"
Phoebe - "The odds, Piper. What are the odds?"
Piper - "I am not pregnant, trust me."
Prue - "Well, that's good news."
Phoebe - "Are you kidding? That's great news! You can live!"
12)Piper - "Hello bickering sisters. I am not pregnant but I am in the room."
13)Piper - "Phoebe, how did you know I took a pregnancy test?"
Phoebe - "I, uh, I found the box in the bathroom."
Piper - "You're suppose to take the trash out, not dig through it."
14)Piper - "Beware Hecate. That's what Father Trask said. Then he tried to kill Jade."
Prue - "Yeah, she's a demon. She comes to Earth every two hundred years. She has to find an innocent, put him under her spell, and marry him in a sanctified wedding."
Phoebe - "That doesn't sound any different than most of the single women in this city."
15)Piper - "And once Elliot is out of the spell, Jade's out of luck. No wedding, no honeymoon night."
Prue - "No honeymoon, no sex. And no sex, no monster child spending alternate weekends with daddy."
16)Prue - "Everybody have their weapons?"
(Piper picks up her cellphone from the table, then Prue picks up her cellphone and then Phoebe picks up the poniard.)
Prue - "I'll take that."
(Phoebe gives Prue the poniard.)
17)Prue - "Okay, so it's time to shower, shampoo, and go kick some Hecate butt."
18)Prue - "Have you ever seen that television show were there's the woman who's an angel and she helps strangers every week?"
Allison - "I love that show."
Prue - "Don't get too excited. I'm nothing like that."
19)Prue - "My sisters and I, we have special gifts."
Allison - "Gifts? What kind of gifts?"
Prue - "Ones you can't return."
20)Phoebe - "We need to speak to Mr. Spencer."
bride's maid - "No one sees the groom before the ceremony."
Piper - "Actually, that would be the bride. This'll only take a minute."
bride's maid - "What part of 'no' did you not understand?"
Piper - "The non-original part."
21)Piper - "You'll never greet your husband, at the door, with, 'Honey, I think I froze the kids.'"
Prue - "No, I just accidently moved them to another zip code."
Phoebe - "But, I will see them, find them, and bring them back safely."
22)Prue - "I guess true love does conquer all."
Phoebe - "Especially if you have seperate bathrooms."
*The fourth sister*
1)Phoebe - "My, Santa, you've changed."
2)Phoebe - "Oh, that's just Piper. She's got to be everyone's mom. Think of her as your mom. I know I do."
3)Piper - "Isn't she a scream?"
4)Phoebe - "Quite possibly the finest gluteus in the city."
Piper - "In the state."
Phoebe - "In all the land."
5)Piper - "Here you go, Leo. Non-fat milk, right?"
Leo - "Right. Thanks."
Piper - "Just don't call me mom."
6)Phoebe - "Trust me, one hot night is all you guys need to get back on track."
Prue - "Yeah, I hope you're right."
Phoebe - "Andy's a cop, you're a witch. Expect complications."
7)Phoebe - "Got milk?"
8)Phoebe - "Piper, am I a boyfriend thief?"
Piper - "Totally."
9)Piper - "Oh please, you were all over him. With your breasts all...whatever."
Phoebe - "I didn't even have breasts back then."
Piper - "Phoebe, you've always had breasts."
10)Piper - "So, you know, it's not like either one of us has a problem finding guys."
Phoebe - "Psh. Please."
Piper - "So, if one of us got Leo, it'd be okay with the other one."
Phoebe - "Absolutely."
Piper - "So, we can just consider this a friendly competition."
Phoebe - "Sibling rivalry."
Piper - "War."
Phoebe - "Exactly."
11)Aviva - "So, that part about this being my room, that was a lie?"
12)Aunt Jackie - "Why don't you get some light and air in here?"
Aviva - "Because I like it dark and stale."
13)Leo - "You know, these are original to the house. I mean, they really should be sanded down, finished off with steal wool, and restained. Not covered in paint."
Piper - Oh, right. Kind of like making risotto with minute rice. It's a cooking analogy."
14)Piper - "Guys, we have about twenty seconds until they unfreeze."
Phoebe - "How did you find out about us?" Aviva - "I'm going to need more than twenty seconds for that."
15)Prue - "If I ever see that little arsonist again..."
16)Phoebe - "Let us not forget Aviva found Kit."
Prue - "Yeah, she's probably the one who stole the cat in the first place."
Phoebe - "Hello, paranoia check."
17)Prue - "Why are you so quick to defend her?"
Phoebe - "Why are you so quick to condemn her?"
18)Phoebe - "What time does school let out?"
Aviva - "Uh, now."
Phoebe - "Oh, whoa, whoa. Hey, what are you doing?"
Aviva - "Oh, the same thing I'm sure you did a thousand times."
19)Aviva - "Um, you didn't tell your b***h sister about this, did you?"
Phoebe - "Hey, watch your mouth. Prue had every right to be upset with what you did."
Aviva - It's funny how you knew that I was talking about Prue and not Piper."
20)Leo - "You own this place?"
Piper - "No, I just run it."
21)Leo - "You know, actually, in the Mayan culture, the cook was the second in the hierarchy only to the medicine man."
Piper - "Mayans. You know about Mayans. Well, you certainly are a handy man, aren't you?"
22)Leo - "So, does Phoebe work here, too?"
Piper - "Phoebe. Work? No, no, no, no, no, no. She's probably at her gay and lesbian group right about now."
23)Phoebe - "This is the dining room. This is the parlor. That's the conservatory, which is really just a fancy name for family room."
Aviva - "This is so totally cool. Oh, I love it here."
Phoebe - "And welcome to planet Leo."
24)Phoebe - "Well, whatever she said, you should probably take it with a grain of salt. Sometimes, her medication makes her say the strangest things. But, not to worry, her shrinks are on it."
25)Aviva - "I don't think looking into a mirror is ever going to be the same."
26)Phoebe - "I could totally see us hanging out together, in school. A couple of trouble makers."
*The truth is out there...And it hurts*
1)Piper - "I've got an idea. Why don't we ask it if Prue and Andy i'll get back together."
(Phoebe shakes the magic eight ball.)
Prue - "Oh, Phoebe, please don't."
(Piper and Phoebe look at what the magic eight ball says.)
Phoebe - "Oh, interesting."
Piper - "Very."
(Prue goes to look and just before she can see what the magic eight ball says, Phoebe shakes it.)
Prue - "You two are cruel."
2)Prue - "Wow, you told him."
Phoebe - "Beware the wrath of Piper."
3)Prue - "You know that you're only into him because Piper is."
Phoebe - "That is so not true. I'm wounded."
4)Phoebe - "You have to go see him and find out."
Prue - "Can't."
Phoebe - "Won't."
5)Prue - "So, you didn't see Andy?"
Phoebe - "No, I said I didn't talk to Andy. I saw him in the parking lot when I left. But, he had that look, Prue. You know the one I'm talking about. You might recognize it from the mirror. He really cares about you."
6)Phoebe - "He's not going to turn you in to the warlock police."
7)Tanya - "I saved you your favorite. Turkey, no mayo."
Prue - "You're a good woman."
8)Phoebe - "Hey, stranger. Back from the war?"
Piper - "More like I brought the battle home with me. Inventory."
9)Piper - "You really can't see it?"
Phoebe - "Are you kidding? It looks like that thing has a life of its own."
10)Prue - "Is this leaded?"
Piper - "Nope."
Prue - "It's not?"
Piper - "Never has been. I just say it is because it's ridiculous to make two pots of coffee when you're the only one that drinks diesel."
11)Phoebe - "Oh, Piper, I'm sorry about the crack I made, last night, about your zit."
Piper - "That's okay. So, you really can't see it?"
Phoebe - "Like I said, it's huge."
12)Piper - "Oh, here we go again, right?"
Phoebe - "Piper, we both know the only reason I like Leo is because you do."
13)Phoebe - "I can't believe it."
Prue - "Oh, look who's talking, Little Ms. Spell of the week."
Phoebe - "No, no, no. I mean, I can't believe you actually took my advice. The biggest pooper at the Wicca party has finally used her power for personal gain. It's about time."
14)Phoebe - "Prue, what do you think of me?"
Prue - "Well, I admire your confidence and your fearlessness. Your lack of utter lack of responsibility frustrates me to no end."
15)Phoebe - "Piper, what do you really think of your boss?"
Piper - "I think he's a self serving jerk who must have a very small p***s."
16)Piper - "Don't even think of asking me what I think about you right now."
17)Prue - "Don't you hate turkey?"
Hannah - "Of course I do. I just don't want you to have it."
1 Prue - "Is there any particular reason why you're such a b***h to me?"
Hannah - "Yes, because it's my mission in life to destroy you."
19)Rex - "How are you?"
Prue - "I am a nervous wreck because I'm about to tell my boyfriend that I am a wi..."
Phoebe - "Ner. A winner. She is a real catch, this one is."
20)Piper - "Alright, Martin, what part of family situation do you not understand? Are you insane? No one person can do all of this. How do you expect me to do it all alone?"
Martin - "Because I know you will."
Piper - "What?"
Martin - "Why spend money on more employees when I know you'll do it? And you won't complain. I've got a bargain. All the work for half the price. Piper, I-I don't know why I said that."
Piper - "Too late, Martin. Truth's out and so am I. You don't deserve me, I quit."
21)Andy - "How are you?"
Prue - "A nervous wreck. You?"
Andy - "Heart's pounding like a sledge hammer."
22)Prue - "So, Andy, how well do you think you really know me?"
Andy - "Well, I know about your fondess for Twizzlers, how you can't stand when people talk at the previews, how you like to argue to win, and how you pick your cuticles when you're nervous. I also know I'd love to start seeing you again. I wish you could trust me enough to tell me whatever it is you're afraid of."
23)Prue - "Are you okay?"
Andy - "I don't know. I mean, of all the things I thought you were hiding, this was actually no where on the list."
24)Phoebe - "She's carrying."
Piper - "Carrying what?"
Phoebe - "A baby. She's pregnant."
Piper - "Oh!"
Phoebe - "No, no. She doesn't know yet."
Piper - "Oh. What do we do? Do we tell her? I mean, we protect, we don't do prenatal."
25)Hannah - "I just wanted to say I'm sorry."
Prue - "But you wouldn't really mean that, would you?"
Hannah - "No!"
26)Prue - "I love it when they clean up after themselves."
27)Phoebe - "What good is saving the future if I can't get a glass of water in the present?"
*The witch is back*
1)Phoebe - "I don't understand. Am I the only person in this family who's inherited the 'take a chance' gene?"
Piper - "Probably, because if I remember my biology correctly, it's attached to the 'can't mind my own business' gene."
2)Phoebe - "Frozen. Quick! Have your way with him!"
3)Rex - "I thought that went exceedingly well. Didn't you?"
Hannah - "It may have proven the legend of the locket true. And that the little witch is charmed. But now we have a 17th century warlock running around. I think he'll stick out."
4)Rex - "Stop worrying, Hannah. You're going to get wrinkles on your horns."
5)Phoebe - "It walks like a warlock and talks like a warlock."
6)Prue - "We always knew that our powers would grow."
Phoebe - "Yes, but somehow, I thought I was going to get to fly."
7)Matthew - "Lawyers have not changed."
8)Andy - "One more time, Phoebe. Where's your sister?"
Phoebe - "Where's your warrent?"
9)Prue - "Great, so now I'm being hunted by a warlock and the San Fransico P.D."
Phoebe - "Nobody ever said you led a boring life, Prue."
10)Piper - "Maybe Andy can help."
Prue - "Oh, yeah, you want to have that conversation with him? 'Hey Andy, I hate to bother you, but this 17th century warlock is trying to kill me and my sisters. Any thoughts?'"
11)Phoebe - "It shouldn't hurt much.
(Phoebe cuts her finger with the athame.)
I lied! I lied!"
12)Phoebe - "Okay, come on you guys. It will be just like the summer by the lake. Remember, we made a blood oath to be friends forever, not just sisters?"
Piper - "I remember my finger got infected."
13)Piper - "I can't stand the sight of blood."
Prue - "Evil beings have blown up in our attic."
Phoebe - " Disintegrated to dust right before our very eyes."
Prue - "And you're afraid of a little drop of blood?"
14)Melinda - "No, don't rip the dress to make it fit me."
15)Melinda - "What sheep has wool so soft?"
Phoebe - "A synthetic one."
16)Melinda - "How do you keep your legs warm?"
Prue - "We drink coffee."
17)Hannah - "Well, Rex, I told you I'd get him dressed."
Rex - "Yeah, ten minutes ago."
18)Melinda - "Have you added anything?"
Phoebe - "Us? Are you kidding? We're knew at this. We can't just make up our own spells - wait, can we?"
19)Piper - "Grams must have added this one."
Melinda - "'To Increase Patience.'"
Phoebe - "I bet she used that spell a lot raising us, huh?"
Prue - "We weren't all trouble makers, Phoebe."
Phoebe - "I was not a trouble maker. I was just... "
Piper - "A pain."
Phoebe - "A free spirit."
Prue - "A handful."
Melinda - "A Warren."
*Wicca envy*
1)Prue - "I don't know Phoebe. The Betsy Johnson dress might be too much for work."
Phoebe - "That's what a new wardrobe's all about. Pushing the limit."
Prue - "Yeah, and stretching the budget."
2)Piper - "I thought you guys were suppose to be shopping."
Prue - "Obviously."
Phoebe - "Oh, look, front clasp bra. She means business."
3)Piper - "Do you mind?"
Phoebe - "No, are you kidding? I think it's great as long as he's not still on the clock."
4)Phoebe - "If you ran an employment agency, wouldn't you want me?"
Prue - "Maybe, but I'd definitely want my suit back."
Phoebe - "But this is part of your old waldrobe. I'm just recycling."
5)Phoebe - "You, Leo, last night, dish."
Piper - "Well, uh, it was nice, it was well, it was wonderful. We just had a few problems."
Phoebe - "Problems?"
Prue - "What problems?"
Piper - "Well, it's been a while since, you know, I...I was a little nervous and I kind of kept...freezing him."
Prue - "Piper, you didn't."
Piper - "I didn't mean to...the first time."
6)Phoebe - "I mean, between you and Leo and Prue, the new hot wicca woman, and me, soon to be employed, things are looking up."
Piper - "Don't say that. The moment somebody says that, everything always goes South."
Phoebe - "Unless you freeze him."
7)Phoebe - "Wait, how can you guys even think that Prue stole the tiara?"
Andy - "We don't, Phoebe, not necessarly."
Phoebe - "Yeah? Well, than what are you doing here? Spring cleaning."
8)Phoebe - "Did anyone ever think that maybe he's a warlock?"
Piper - "Why is it always someone I'm dating that gets accussed of being that? Don't answer that."
(The phone rings.)
Piper - "Answer that, it's safer."
9)Phoebe - "Prue was right about Rex. Which means I'm dating a warlock."
Piper - "Been there, done that."
10)Phoebe - "Totally cool power. I hate you."
11)Prue - "Are you out of your mind?"
Piper - "Just so we're clear, this was Phoebe's idea."
12)Prue - "Piper, this isn't right."
Piper - "Well, neither is the gas chamber."
13)Phoebe - "But, why all the drama? Why didn't you just kill us and take our powers?"
Piper - "Don't give him any ideas."
14)Prue - "Go to hell."
Rex - "Yeah, I'd love to, darling. I miss it terribly."
15)Piper - "It's a reliquishment spell. If we read it aloud, it takes away all of our powers."
Phoebe - "Well, then I say we flip to another page and find a spell that kicks Rex's warlock a**."
16)Phoebe - "There's got to be a way to get out of this."
Piper - "Like what? Become fugitives? Something tells me that's not the best way to go about protecting the innocent."
17)Phoebe - "Well, it was fun while it lasted."
18)Andy - "Why Hannah, you've changed."
19)Piper - "How do we know this isn't just a trap?"
Rex - "You don't actually."
20)Rex - "It all feels a little anticlimatic, don't you think? Too easy, almost. Feels as if we need a more satisfying ending."
21)Piper - "What the hell was that?"
Phoebe - "I think you just answered your own question."
22)Piper - "Spells, incantaions, demon stuff, it's all here. Everything, just like before."
Phoebe - "Thank God."
Prue - "But how? I mean, we certainly didn't reverse the spell."
Phoebe - "Well, maybe we screwed it up. What? It's not like it would be the first time."
23)Prue - "It couldn't have happened on its own."
Piper - "Why not? It's magic."
24)Leo - "Well, you know what Freud always said about leaving things."
Piper - "That you secretly wanted to come back for it."
Leo - "Guilty."
Prue - "Oh, don't use that word."
25)Leo - "Nothing could keep me away from you too long."
26)Prue - "However we got out powers back, I certainly don't want to risk losing them again."
Piper - "I second that."
Phoebe - "Third."
Prue - "So, witches forever?"
Phoebe - "And damn proud of it."
*Feats of clay*
1)Prue - "What was that?"
Piper - "What?"
Prue - "That. You know, the guy, the glass. Do you do that often? Freeze time infront of, oh, I don't know, everybody?"
2)Phoebe - "You rode a camel?"
Clay - "Hey, they're friendlier than some of the cab drivers I've met, believe me."
3)Clay - "You were right to leave me."
Phoebe - "Oh, and the conversation turns."
4)Phoebe - "Look, I, uh, I hope you don't take this the wrong way but, why are you here? With me, now?"
Clay - "What? Can't a guy visit?"
Phoebe - "Yeah, but you're not just a guy. You're Clay, and Clay comes with strings attached."
5)Claire - "To be honest with you, Prue, I don't know anything about auction houses and I know even less about art. But what I do know is the bottom line. And if we don't move 1.2 million dollars worth of invantory at the auction tomorrow, I'm shutting the place down."
Prue - "Excuse me, did you say tomorrow?"
Claire - "Did I stutter?"
6)Phoebe - "I will cook you dinner."
Prue - "Oh, don't threaten me. Fine, I'll see what I can do."
7)Prue - "I just get this really bad feeling about Clay. I can't explain it."
Piper - "I can. You don't think he's good enough for her. Just like you thought Jeremy wasn't good enough for me. Of course, in his case, you were right, but that's not the point."
8)Piper - "Sorry Doug, too pooped to pop."
9)Clay - "You know, Phoebe, you really haven't said much about what you've been doing."
Phoebe - "Protecting the innocent from evil?"
Clay - "Oh, come on, be serious."
10)Prue - "You know, maybe he and Shelly aren't meant to be together. Not everyone's suppose to be."
Phoebe - "Oh, that was, that was real suttle, Prue."
11)Piper - "Well, we'll never know unless Doug has the guts to pop the question. All I'm doing is giving it to him."
Phoebe - "It's just like the cowerdly lion from the Wizard of Oz. Well, it is."
12)Phoebe - "We can't live together forever. What, do we expect to be sixty years old and still sharing clothes and a cat?"
Piper - "Well, now that you put it that way, no. I don't want to live with you anymore."
13)Phoebe - "I thought your charm was to boost his confidence, not turn him into Tom Cruise."
Piper - "Maybe I shouldn't have doubled the recipe."
14)Prue - "Phoebe, I am so sorry. I had no idea."
Phoebe - "What? That it was my room you barged into? I had more privacy when I lived in New York. A tiny island crawling with eight million people."
15)coroner - "Found someone's business card in his pocket. Buckland's Auction House?"
Andy - "Ah, ah, ah! Let me guess. Prue Halliwell?"
coroner - "Yeah. How'd you know?"
Andy - "I'm cursed."
16)Piper - "No, you see the good in people and that's never wrong. Besides, the wrong guys are usually the most interesting. Until you get your hopes up and let your guard down and they reveal their true selves."
Phoebe - "So true."
Piper - "I mean, look at Doug. Great guy, kind of boring on the surface, easy to overlook but, maybe in the long run we're better off with his type."
Phoebe - "Maybe in the way long run. I think I'm still looking for adventure."
Piper - "Then you risk paying the price."
17)Prue - "This is getting ridiculous."
Piper - "Oh, tell me about it. That engagement ring's probably still burning a hole in his apron."
18)Prue - "Go baby!"
Piper - "Go girl, you go!"
Phoebe - "I'm going in."
*The wendigo*
1)Phoebe - "Piper, you're stranded and you're all alone and the only thing you have to protect yourself with is a spoon that's broken."
Piper - "And I have the power to freeze. I'm fine. It's better than mace."
2)Prue - "You really want to work at Buckland's, with me?"
Phoebe - "When opportunity knocks, I answer the door."
Prue - "The job is very demanding. Auctions can be stressful."
Phoebe - "I love a challenge."
Prue - "We work pretty long hours."
Phoebe - "Overtime is my friend."
3)Piper - "No problem, for I bare the power of one."
4)Piper - "Describe it. Okay. Big, scary, strong. Kind of like a cross between a werewolf and Charles Manson."
5)Phoebe - "Okay, I'm freaking, I'm freaking."
Piper - "Why?"
Phoebe - "Because I convinced Prue to hire me and what if I disappoint her? Or what if I screw up and make her look bad? There's a reason my resume is only three sentences long, Piper."
6)Agent Fallon - "Now my life's a lot less complicated. All I'm interested in is sex. Does that shock you?"
Andy - "No. Just wondering where you were when I was in college, that's all."
7)Prue - "can you get up?"
Piper - "Back off! What do you think, I can't walk now?"
Phoebe - "Hunny, we're just trying to help you."
Piper - "Help me? You can't even hold a job."
8)Piper - "Don't Piper me!"
9)Prue - "We might have to confine you until we get back so, tie you down, I guess?"
Piper - "No! Go to hell!"
10)Phoebe - "My turn. This time we don't fire until I see slober on it's face."
11)Phoebe - "Are you okay?"
Piper - "I think so. But, I'm naked and freezing."
12)Phoebe - "Besides, that's your world. I need to find one of my own."
Prue - "You will."
Piper - "Just stay out of my world or I'll kill you."
*From fear to eternity*
1)Phoebe - "Choosing the right good luck charm is a very big decision."
Prue - "If they all bring good luck, what's the worst that can happen if you choose the wrong one?"
Phoebe - "Alright, you know, this is why I like shopping with Piper."
2)Phoebe - "I wish I had dreams like that."
Piper - "Mom would have to knock before she came into your dreams."
3)Piper - "You have to cover your mouth when you yawn or you might let the devil in."
4)Piper - "Is he still looking over here?"
Prue - "Yeah. He's undressing you with his mind and he's down to white cotton."
5)Piper - "Quick, throw some over your shoulder."
Prue - "Don't be ridiculous."
Piper - "It's bad luck. You could be attacked by evil spirits."
Prue - "Piper, we have been attacked by plenty of evil spirits and they had nothing to do with salt. And, considering our powers, I can't believe that you want to rely on this for our protection."
Piper - "My feeling is you can never be too rich or too safe."
6)(A waiter trips and accidently drops a plate of food on Prue.)
Piper - "You should have thrown the salt."
7)Andy - "Prue, if you were in my shoes, what would you think?"
Prue - "First of all, nobody should be in those shoes."
Darryl - "Told you."
8)Phoebe - "Whatever you do, stay away from water, any water. Don't even drink it."
9)(Piper freezes Lucas and everyone else in Quake.)
Piper - "You sound too good to be true."
(Piper takes Lucas' wallet and finds a picture of him with his two nieces.)
Piper - "You are too good to be true."
10)Phoebe - "Hey. What are you doing?"
Piper - "Kicking myself. I just lost probably the greatest catch in San Francisco."
11)Prue - "I love you."
*Secrets and guys*
1)Henry- "You must be Pippy."
Piper- "Piper!"
2)Piper- "That is not a proper chef's uniform."
Henry- "It will be, I'm a trendsetter."
*Is there a woogy in the house?*
1)Phoebe - "Earthquakes give me the jeebies."
Prue - "Would that be the Phoebe jeebies?"
2)Piper - "The only Halliwell that actually likes earthquakes."
Prue - "I don't like them but I don't go running through the house, naked, screaming 'run for your life,' either."
Phoebe - "Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers."
3)Phoebe - "Nothing has changed. Piper's going to cook a feast, I will serve with grace, and Claire will kiss your a**...tranomical talkents."
4)Prue - "What if, dare I saw it, the boogyman gets him?"
Piper - "I believe Phoebe pronounced it woogyman. Or was that just the buck teeth?"
5)Prue - "Phoebe's dark side rearing its ugly head?"
6)Phoebe - "Just because I protect the innocent doesn't mean I have to be innocent."
7)Piper - "So? What's the verdict?"
gas man - "Bad."
Prue - "Bad, as in destroy my entire dinner party or bad, as in you can fix it quickly, it will just cost more than my entire education?"
8)Josh - "Look, uh, I'm sorry but, I've already been to three wine stores, lunch break is long over, and I was told that this was the wine to get."
Piper - "Told?"
Josh - "Well, the woman who recomended this grew up in a vineyard and she does know how to choose wine."
Piper - "Yeah, well, I grew up in a house with two sisters and I know how to do this!"
(Piper freezes Josh.)
Piper - "Oh wait. I can't. I can't use my powers for personal gain. But, but, it's not really personal gain, exactly. Damn! You can keep the wine."
(Piper walks away then unfreezes Josh.)
9)Piper - "Don't worry, I can handle it all myself. It's me, the culinary pachyderm."
10)Piper - "Where'd you get the bat?"
Phoebe - "I don't know. It just, sort of, appeared."
Piper - "What do you mean it appeared? Like, you opened the closet and found it or appeared like you thought bat and there it was."
Phoebe - "Yeah, door number two."
11)Prue - "I smell Book of Shadows. Did you do something?"
Phoebe - "Okay, I just saved Piper's a**. Where were you?"
Piper - "Phoebe ."
Phoebe - "Prue's just pissy because this time she didn't get to play Wonder Woman."
12)Piper - "Try cooking a feast when your own kitchen is attacking you."
13)Piper - "Everything is fine. This is fine."
(Piper pours flour into a measuring cup and lots of it pours onto her and the counter.)
Piper - "This is utter disaster."
14)Piper - "This is a complete and total disaster. Someone just kill me and spare me the agony of clean up."
Phoebe - "Ask and you shall recieve."
15)Prue - "And, least but not least, metal."
Piper - "Tiffany's."
16)Prue - "Phoebe, listen to me, this isn't you."
Phoebe - "Give the girl a prize!"
17)Phoebe - "Prue! Piper! Help me!"
Prue - "Do you think...?"
Phoebe - "Please. You've got to help me. Down in the basement."
Piper - "Trap."
Prue - "Yeah, well, what else can we do?"
Piper - "We could not go to the basement. I vote for that."
18)Piper - "How do we remember the words? I never even believed in the woogyman."
Prue - "No, but Phoebe did. She knows the story by heart."
Piper - "Something tells me she's not in the mood to share."
19)Piper - "Callara Jensen, '93."
Josh - "Battle's been waged over this wine."
Piper - "Not today. I'm too tired."
20)Prue - "So, Morris said it was only a two week suspension."
Piper - "Doesn't seem fair. It wasn't really Andy's fault."
Prue - "Well, what was he going to do? Plead shadow?"
*Wich Prue is it anyway?*
1)Phoebe - "Oh, eh, uh, hi. I uh, was just uh, -"
Piper - "Opening up a can of whoop a**!"
2)Phoebe - "Well, if somebody tries to impale my sister, they're going to have to get through me."
3)Phoebe - "What are you dressed up?"
Prue - "Because they don't have casual day at Bucklands."
4)Prue - "Piper, I have worked so hard to get Claire to trust me with something like this. Why should someone else get all the glory?"
Phoebe - "Take the nasty demon that wants you dead for a hundred, Bob."
5)Prue - "Great. So, some guy couldn't keep it in a sheath and now I'm marked for death."
Piper - "Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons."
6)Piper - "Do you know which ones is the real Prue, yet?"
Phoebe - "Oh, I don't know. It could be the upstairs bathroom hogging Prue, or the downstairs bathroom hogging Prue, or the sitting in the kitchen drinking all the coffee Prue."
7)Piper - "This is ridiculous. This is like, this is like the Parent Trap with a B-cup."
8)Phoebe - "I think I might have just found a way to take some of the Disney out of our life."
9)pink Prue - "What did I do now?"
Andy - "I don't know. You tell me."
pink Prue - "Whatever it is, I have an alibi."
Andy - "Good thing this is a social call, then."
pink Prue - "Social call, really? Now you're starting to look suspicious."
10)blue Prue - "Houston, we have a problem."
Phoebe - "Raging clone hormones?"
11)pink Prue - "Okay, now I need for you to get me photo copies of all my sales files for the quarter."
assistant - "That could take hours."
pink Prue - "You're right. You know what? I need you to get me copies of everyone's files."
assistant - "That could take days."
pink Prue - "Oh, well, then you better start now. Buh bye."
12)Prue - "Phoebe, I'll call you back. I have to go yell at myself."
13)Claire - "Did you change your sweater?"
Prue - "Yeah, black's more my color."
14)Phoebe - "Do you have any idea what color sweater she was wearing when they found her? I know it sounds strange, Andy, but it's important."
Andy - "I think the report said pink."
Phoebe - "Thank God."
Andy - "I just told you I saw your sister dead and you're relieved?"
Phoebe - "Well, Andy, it's not secret that we fought at times."
15)Phoebe - "Okay, I may not be an expert at this but, I think this is the time when somebody hides."
16)Piper - "The warehouse was a trap. How do you know his house isn't just as dangerous?"
Phoebe - "Yeah, the Statlers don't seem like the white picket fence type."
17)Prue - "So, you guys have to tell the other me. You might be having this conversation all over again."
Piper - "I'm not talking to that clone."
Prue - "You have to."
Phoebe - "Did anybody take notes?"
Piper - "I'm not talking to that clone."
18)Prue - "But, I've already proven that you can't take his sword away from him."
Phoebe - "Why do we have to take it away? Maybe we should try to bring Cabriel and his sword even closer."
19)Piper - "Hey, check out G.I. Joe."
20)Piper - "Peace at last."
21)Piper - "Tumbler number three hundred and forty-five, forty-six, and forty-seven. And that, ladies, is the end of Quake's yearly inventory."
Phoebe - "And the end of crowded bathrooms, the end of no hot water, and the end of three Prues hogging all the good clothes."
22)Prue - "You know, one day you might hear what you actually sound like when you say stuff like that."
Phoebe - "And I will find myself sassy and delightful."
*That 70's episode*
1)Phoebe - "There aren't any pictures of me growing up."
Prue - "That seems impossible. I mean, you weren't exactly camera shy."
Phoebe - "Yeah, well, neither were you and Piper. Or you and Grams or oh, you and dad. And, oh look! Here's another one of you and Piper."
2)Prue - "Here's a picture of you and Grams."
Phoebe - "Oh, wasn't I cute?"
3)Piper - "You go."
Phoebe - "Uh, uh, you go."
Piper - "Uh uh, she goes."
4)Prue - "Piper, look around. What do you see?"
Piper - "A messy attic, like always."
Prue - "No, not just like always. You have a black light, a typewriter, eight track tapes, and a pet rock. I mean, we got rid of this stuff years ago, remember?"
5)Piper - "I'm getting a migraine."
Phoebe - "Better not. I don't think Advil's been invented yet."
6)Phoebe - "Let me be the first to say that we're screwed."
Prue - "No. Okay, because at least we're alive. I mean, if we'd stayed in our time, Nicholas would have killed us. We barely got away as it was. Is. Will be. You know, I've never been good with tenses."
7)Piper - "What are we going to do?"
Prue - "Well, um, Grams is right downstairs. Maybe we should just go and tell her who we are."
Phoebe - "And say what? 'Hi, we're the ghosts of grandchildren future?'"
8)Prue - "Wow, scary. Buddy's has not changed a bit. Wouldn't? Didn't?"
Piper - "Give it up. I know what you mean."
9)Prue - "How do we not have powers? I mean, little Prue and little Piper, they have powers."
Piper - "I don't know. Maybe only one set of us can have powers at the same time in the same time?"
Prue - "Thank you, Mr. Spock."
10)Prue - "How did you...?"
Phoebe - "Heating duct to upstairs. I use to listen to you guys for hours. Especially when you use to sneak Andy up to your bedroom in highschool."
11)little Prue - "That's my doll!"
little Piper - "You gave it to me!"
little Prue - "No I didn't! You stole it!"
Prue - "That's true, you did steal it."
Piper - "I did not."
12)Grams - "You should have known it was doomed from the start. You never even took his last name."
Patty - "You wouldn't let me."
Grams - "Well, that's besides the point."
13)Grams - "Well, let him go, I say. If husbands were suppose to stay married, God would have made them live longer."
14)little Andy - "Freeze!"
little Piper - "Okay, Andy."
(Little Piper freezes the room.)
little Prue - "I'm telling mom. You're not suppose to freeze people."
little Piper - "But he said to."
15)Grams - "Fine. If you must go, go. I can't stop you. But, I also can't promise that I won't teach the girls a new spell while you're gone."
Patty - "Can't you just bake cookies with them, like all the other grandmothers?"
Grams - "The recipes they learn from me don't come from Betty Crocker, dear."
16)Piper - "Ready? Freeze him."
(Little Piper freezes little Andy.)
Piper - "Okay, cool, come on! Let's go, let's go, let's go!"
Prue - "Okay, maybe that's why Andy's so suspicious of us."
17)Prue - "Okay, girls. When we see a bad guy, what do we do?"
little Prue - "She's going to cry."
little Piper - "Am not. I'm going to freeze him."
little Prue - "And then I'm going to move him."
Prue - "Okay. Then we'll take care of him and then we will all...?"
little Prue and little Piper - "Run like the wind!"
18)Piper - "I can't believe we got arrested for kidnapping ourselves." Prue - "Yeah, well, it should make for a pretty interesting defense."
19)Piper - "Prue, we're not just stuck in jail, we're stuck in the past."
Prue - "Yes, I know, Piper. I've been following."
20)Grams - "What was my husband's name?"
Prue - "Which husband?"
Grams - "Who's Melinda Warren?"
Phoebe - "The beginning of our family line. She gave us our powers, our destiny."
Grams - "What's the secret ingredient of my blueberry cobbler?"
Piper - "Honey and a splash of rum."
Grams - "What's IBM selling at in your time?"
Patty - "Mom!"
Grams - "What?"
Patty - "This is not the time for personal gain."
Grams - "You're right. If they could just nod their heads uh..."
Patty - "Stop it."
Grams - "Okay, forget it."
21)Grams - "Oh, Patty, I always knew that I would deliver the Charmed Ones. Once removed, of course."
22)Grams - "Prue, Piper, and...?"
Phoebe - "Phoebe!"
Grams - "Oh! Another 'p,' what a surprise."
23)Grams - "It's not as easy to change the past as you might think."
24)Piper - "Wait. You can...you can do that? You can send us home."
Grams - "We're witches, dear. We can do anything."
25)Piper - "I'm never going to learn to like lima beans, Grams, but thanks for everything else."
26)Grams - "You're going to be a handful, aren't you?"
Phoebe - "You'll learn to love me."
27)Grams - "What happened?"
Patty - "Where did you go?"
Piper - "We didn't go anywhere. We were just standing here and the next thing we knew we - "
Phoebe - "We were just standing here."
28)Patty - "I told you to use popper buds."
Grams - "It's a perfectly good spell. I mean, it moved them through time."
Patty - "Yeah, ten seconds."
29)Prue - "Wow. I'm really glad I never got on Gram's bad side."
30)Piper - "What? I'm suppose to throw out perfectly good flowers because they came from a creep? If that was the rule, we'd never have flowers in this house."
*When bad warlocks go good*
1)Piper to Josh-"I have to go to work. I will be there all day, and all night."
2)Piper- "Talk about falling for a guy."
3)Phoebe-"Just out of curiosity, if you were a water shut off valve, where would you be?"
4)Prue to Brandon-"You can sleep in my room, and I'll sleep with Piper."
Brandon-"Why?"
Prue-"Because Phoebe kicks"
*Blind sided*
1)Prue- "I feel like it should be cackling."
2)Prue-"Great, just what we need, more toxic waste in our sewers."
*The power of two*
1)Prue to Phoebe-"I mean you got time, right?"
2)Phoebe-"I'm not even married, and all ready I am a housewife."
3)Prue to Phoebe-"Don't forget to buy tampons at the market."
4)Phoebe- "Coincidence? I think not."
5)Andy-"Just getting used to the ideas of demons and witches, I don't know if I am ready for ghosts too."
Phoebe-"You ain't seen nothin' yet."
6)Phoebe-"Well, it's the same story, one of us has to litterally die to vanquish the evil spirit. Any volunteers?"
7)Phoebe-"Great, where is Buffy when you need her?"
8)Phoebe-"What happened? Is the ghost toast?"
*Love hurts*
1)Phoebe-"How long have I been after you to find some new male blood? Preferably tan and buff."
Prue-"With limited verbal skills."
Prue and Phoebe together-"With no strings attached!"
2)Leo-"Being with Piper breaks the rules, but being without her breaks my heart."
3)Prue-"It switched all of our powers?!"
Phoebe-"Supernatural freaky Friday."
4)Andy to Internal Affairs-"Screw you!"
5)Phoebe-"Problems are for Monday morning."
Prue-"All I can say is it's gonna be a hell of a Monday morning, but until then..."
(Phoebe and Prue toast there pinnaple drinks)
*Deja vu all over again*
1)Rodregis to Andy-"Prue is a witch!"
Andy-"You wait here, I'll go warn the Wizard of Oz."
2)Piper-"I thought I'd have to pull a Celine Dion and wear my dress backwards."
3)Piper-"What am I supposed to say? That I'm a cach-strap, single, restaurant manager who still lives in the same house I grew up in with my sisters?"
Phoebe-"And the cat, you can't forget the cat."
4)Andy- "I can't do that."
Prue-"Don't make me use my powers on you."
5)Phoebe-"Prue, I am not nuts. OK, maybe a little bit but that is irrealevent here."
6)Rodregis-"Bottom line, I know my partner was killed by a supernatural being. I think Prue Halliwell could help me find out who did it."
Andy-"Oh really. Well, I'll get the commitioner to signal Batman. I'll get right on it."
7)Piper to Joanne-"Look, I know I don't have the flashy job, or the flashy ring, or the flashy designer suit, but that doesn't make me any less than you or anybody else. And just because I may not have relized my dreams yet like you think you have it doesn't mean I won't find a way to do exactly that. And I'm damn sure I'll be doing it with my own nose, not one some discount doctor gave me!"
8)Prue to Andy-"I love you." Andy-"I love you, too."
 marshjazz · Wed Jun 22, 2005 @ 11:14pm · 0 Comments |
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