~The Devil's Dictionary~
Money, n. - A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it. An evidemce of culture and a passport to polite society. Supportable property.
Emotion, n. - A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.
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