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I apologize for men.
The mean ones, I'm referring to.
The ones that won't date you because you're not pretty, or you're not skinny.
The ones that hit girls because they do something wrong, instead of being nice and seriously asking them to stop.
I apologize for what assholes some of us can be, although I myself could never violate or hurt a woman, I apologize for those that do.
I know they're probably not sorry, but I wanted to say it.
So, I'm sorry that some of us hit you, call you fat, are rude to you, say you're ugly, cheat on you, put you down, ignore you or pretend you're not important, and I'm sorry for those of us men who only want sex from you.
I apologize for women.
The mean ones, I'm referring to.
The ones that won't date you because you dont have money , or dont have a six pack.
The ones that that tease you but never please you, and when your not looking, ******** your best friend.
I apologize for what bitches some of us can be although I myself could never start a relationship that I just wanted something out of, I apologize for those that do.
I know they're probably not sorry, but I wanted to say it.
So, I'm sorry that some of us steal your money, override your decisions, call you stupid, trying to control everything, use our period as an excuse to be b***h, and whatever else.
I apologize for unicorns.
The sparkly ones, I'm referring to.
The ones that won't show themselves to you because you're not a virgin, or you're a complete whore.
The ones that gallop along the rainbows because they have "special powers", instead of being considerate and running on the ground like the rest of us.
I apologize for what asses some of us can be, although I myself could never wave my horn and make pretty magic, I apologize for those that do.
I know they're probably not sorry, but I wanted to say it.
So, I'm sorry that some of us ignore you, hide from you, won't let you ride us, run away from you, won't give you our horns so you can drink the elixer of life, trample you, make you think we're only mythological, and I'm sorry for those of us unicorns who only want a pet from you.
 vailendeathmage · Tue Oct 16, 2007 @ 09:50pm · 0 Comments |
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