1.Ask him if his scar sense is tingling.
2.Stare at him for a while and when he asks what you're doing say you're trying to read his mind
3.-then ask why he has all those fantasies about Ginny.
4-ask the same about malfoy
5.-refuse to leave until you get an answer.
6.Constantly ask him why Cho dumped him.
7.Go up to him and say(loudly)Is it true that you have a tatoo of Draco on your butt?
8.Then ask him about the tatoo that you heard Ginny talking about.
9.-then ask him how she knows about it *wink wink*
10.If he complains about people always looking at him say"then maybe you should change your name?Leslie would be nice" in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.
11.-contiually follow him around all day and suggest names for him to use(make sure that they're stupid names.Ex:finkledorf)
12.Call him by the one that most annoys him and when he yells at you say(in a luna voice)"I thought you liked it?"
13.Complain when he doesn't answer to that name
14.Tell Snape he wants to be called by that name during classes from now on.
15.Go up to him after divination and say in the voice Trelawney(sp?) uses when she has a real prediction"*deep gasp*You will die in seven days*collapse and twitch slightly*
16.tell him you saw him die of banana poisioning.The next day give him a banana.
17.-continue for until you get bored or graduate hogwarts.
18.go up to him and ask why he didn't want to be put in Slytherin.
19.When he asks why say"because they have a club were you get awsome pimp hats!"
20.Then for the rest of the day follow him around saying "pimp hat" at the most random moments.
21.Tell him you overheard Ginny saying she was thinking about leaving him for Malfoy.
22.Tell him you heard Ron say that.
23.Take pictures of his reaction and sell it on ebay.
24.Speak only in japanese
25.Go up to him in potions every time Snape takes away house points. slap him and say "ANATWA BAKA!"(that's "you're an idiot"in japanese)(Tiana:YOU SPELLED IT WRONG!!!!!!)(ME:i'M SORRY tIANA OKAY!!!!!WAAAA!*gets b***h slaped*okay...i'm good)
26.Try to convert him
27.Go up to him and ask him "Are you gay?"
28.If he denies it say"Then why do you like Ginny?
29.Send him a bill for Sirius's sex change surgery and say he has to pay for it since Sirius died.
30.Go up to him and hug him and say"Congradulations!"When he asks why say"oh! Ginny didn't tell you yet?"then walk away.
31.Go up to Ron,hug him and say"Congradulations!" and when he asks why say"Ginny didn't tell you? YOU'RE AN UNCLE!"then watch him beat up Harry.
32.Video tape the fight and put it on Youtube.com.
33.Tell peeves about the fight so he'll tell every one else about it.
34.Look at their faces when Ginny explains that you were lying.
35.When they yell at you and ask why you did it say"I wanted to practice my poker face"
36.Lock him in a closet then drink poly juice potion
37.-go to the great hall(be sure to make a dramatic entrance)then go to the center of the room,stand on a table, rip off the school uniform to reveal a glittrey, sequen covered ballet outfit(tights included)
38.-put a bowl of pudding on your head and start singing and dancing to "Gay Boyfriend" or "Which Backstreetboy is gay"(both real songs i asure you)
39.-When he gets out of the closet insist it wasn't you and that you were busy writing him a theme song.
40.then ask in an excited voice if he wants to hear it.
41.-sing it anyway(off key)
42.insist on sining it every time he enters a room
43.when he doesn't like it say"I guess I'll ask Malfoy for help writing a new theme, I mean, your boyfriend would know what you like wouldn't he?"
44.3 words-potter puppet pals
45.say that since he doesn't have a mom, that you'll be his mom from now on (it's funnier if you're a guy)
46.read him fanfictions for a bedtime story
47.-when he yells at you for reading them say"don't talk to me like that young man!"
48.When he's changing for quidditch, take his clothes.
49.invite all his fangirls there to take pictures.
50.When he asks you for clothes give him the Slytherin mascot instead.
51.when he complains throw a badger at him
52.talk with a bad accent
53.when he's asleep, put makeup on his scar when he asks about it pretend not to know what he's talking about and act like he hasn't ever had one.
54.take his diary
55.-read it aloud during breakfast
56.when he brings it up insist you don't know what he's talking about*puts hand to forehead*"Are you feeling okay Harry?You haven't been the same since your breakup with Draco."
57.Refer to Fred and George as Hikaru and Kouru.(look up pictures and you'll know why)
58.refuse to tell him who your talking about.
59.Refer to him as Hauruhi and also refuse to explain.(look that up too)
60.Bake him a cake with laxatives in it.
61.Force him to eat said cake.
62.When he doesn't hsow up for class tell everyone that he's got diarhea.
63.Lick all his stuff
64.Call him emo
65.Write "Property of Emo Kid" on everything he owns.
66.Instead of his name, put "Emo Kid" on the back of his quidditch uniform.
67.Ask him if he got the scar after trying to kill himself.
68.Tell everybody that's why he has the scar.
69.Get him a balck dog and say its to help him cope with Sirius's death.Name it Sirius.
70.Accuse him of being a crossdresser and insist that he's actually a girl(Hauruhi!)
71.Tell every one he's a she.
72.Try to prove it.
73.Give him a tampon.
74.Call him "My little He-she"
75.When he says he's not a girl tell him to prove it(in front of everybody)
76.Make him watch naruto abridged and don't tell him what's going on.
77.Call him Kabuto.
78.Refer to voldemort or Snape as Orochimaru.
79.Tell everyone that you're getting married(i don't care if you're a guy!)
80.Shceduale(sp?) a wedding date and make him pick help you pick out a dress.
81.When you try on your wedding dress ask him what he thinks then before he answers go over and slap him and say"I am not fat!"
82.And the obvious-yaoi fanfiction.
83.Get the Harry Potter books and re-read all the sad parts of his life to him.
84.Throw him a Barbie themed Birthday party.
85.Insist that he's actually Australlian(sp?)
86.In the winter, go outside and get yellow snow and give it to him and say it's a snowcone.
87.Break his broom and say the house elves did it.
88.Put his quidditch uniform in with his whites so they turn pink.
89.Say you thought pink was his color.
90.Say he attracts gay people
91.Call him Sasuke('cause of the emo gay thing)
92.Force him to watch all known chick flicks
93.Make him watch them with Luna
94.Connvince Hagrid that Pokemon are real animals so that he'll have a leson all about pokemon.
95.Use a polyjuice potion to turn into Malfoy and knock on his door and say "I love you" then rip off your shirt and hug him.
96.Pretend to collapse during quidditch practice and act like you're dieing and say dramaticly"closer...come closer..I-I-I have something I need to tell y-you...."then when he gets close enough shout"THONGSSSSSSSSS!!!!"then pretend to pass out.
97.(I know i copied this from another list but it's just to funny)"So... first you were the Boy Who Lived.. then you were called the nutcase... now you're The Chosen One. Why don't they just add it together so that you're the "Chosen Nutcase Who Lived?"
99.-suggest that he and Aberforth should start a goat-lovers club.
100.Constantly beg him to join B.A.R.F. and don't tell him what it stands for(only makes sense to you if you read the book)
101.Ask if you can have his stuff if Voldy kills him.
102.If he says no ask who does get it.
103.Ask him the most annoying would you rather quesions you can think of.
104.Lock him in a room of fangirls and Slytherins.
105.-Take bets on who will get killed first.
106.Tell him a really bad joke and make sure it's not funny,and then laugh really loudly.
107.Put itchung powder on all his stuff.
108.Dye hedwigs feathers pink and blue.
109.Steal all his clothes while he's taking a shower and replace them with pink feathery dressess and pink thongs.
110.Give him make-up and say it's to cover up his scar.
111.Tell him to transfer to Dumstrang because they get free pimp canes.
 vailendeathmage · Sat Sep 29, 2007 @ 04:39pm · 0 Comments |
