*Fairly harmless ones* (1)Hide his laptop. (2)While he's in the shower take all the towels. (3)Buy him a chiwawa (4)Wash all his underwear with a pack of brand new red socks. (5)Put vineger in his coffee. (6)During an IMPORTANT meeting start playing a DDR CD full blast over the intercom. (7)Spray paint the words "Blue eyed B****" on the sides of all his Lemos. ( cool Change the background on his puter screen to a pic of johnny depp in the buff. (9)Every time he changes it change it back. (10)Make him a cake. Across the top in big letters of frosting write "#1 LOSER"
*These ones might get you killed. Use with caution* (1)Sell everything in his house(encluding mokuba)on eBay. (2)Fake kidnapping mokuba. For the ransom ask for a article of womens clothing. Morning after mokuba is returned walk into seto's office wearing whatever you asked for. (3)When he goes up to duel someone(doesn't really matter who though joey or yugi would be best)Come up behind him holding your fingers up to make bunny ears. (4)(continuation of 3)Lay down and hold a quiet fan under his trench coat. (5)Replace his shampoo with laundry dedergent. (6)Give mokuba a buzz cut. (7)Rename "Kaiba Corp", "Kaiba Gorp" saying "don't worry it will be easy to change the letters on your belt." When he complaines about it. ( cool If he still loves you(provided he ever loved you)pretend to be kidnapped. (9)Change the picture in his necklace to a pic of himself in the nude. (10)Bug him for a month to come home and spend the night with you. When he finally does, come in wearing skimpy underwear that says "Yugi was here" in obviously hand written ink.
Rue Archer · Wed Aug 08, 2007 @ 02:13pm · 3 Comments |