If anyone ever tells you you need jaw surgery, laugh at them. Then run away. Fast.
1. I feel (and look) like I've been kicked in the face by a mule on steroids.
2. Ever seen those Smile Train kids after their cleft palette surgery? Yeah, that's what my upper lip looks like.
3. Drugs are good. Drugstores that close at six so I can't get my prescription filled aren't. I hurt.
4. I can't feel my nose. Do you have any idea how weird that is? It's like there's absolutely no nose there. Scary...
5. I want a smoothie. Because that's just about the only thing I can manage to eat right now. Anybody want to mail me a smoothie? I would love you forever.
Basically, I'm miserable all over. I'm starting to wish I'd stayed another night in the hospital, except then I wouldn't have been able to read Harry Potter. Certain mothers wouldn't let me bring it with me, and never you mind that I finished all the books I brought with me like I said I would.
Insert depression here.
xXLady of MidnightXx Community Member 
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