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-One afternoon in Konoha....-
Chouji was staring into the window of the barbecue place, drooling til` his mouth was dry. The week before, Shikamaru had bet him that he could not eat healthy for one month. The prize was Shikamaru's collection of grape flavored pocky. And Chouji WANTED that pocky. Badly.
"Aww man Shikamaru!" Chouji thought, sliding down the glass to his knees. "I hate you...." he groaned out loud as his stomach churned.
Around the corner Naruto came, humming a fun little tune as he came upon Chouji, looking like an upset homeless person who just got mugged. "Hey Chouji, somethin` wrong?" He asked, looking down at him.
Chouji sighed, looking down more in a sulk. "Shikamaru won't let me have any more barbecue...It was a bet."
Naruto laughed, "Haha, that's stupid! I'd never get tricked into something like that!" He gloated.
Chouji raised a brow, "Really, Naruto?" Naruto responded with a "yup!"
Chouji got up to his feet and dusted himself off, "I bet you that YOU can't eat ramen for a WEEK, and if you win I'll treat you to ramen. As much as you want." Chouji grinned, he didn't want to have to suffer alone.
Naruto nodded, "OH BOY!"
F.F. To training the next Day
Chouji had been up all night, staring at the wall. He had to fight it! He couldn't loose to Naruto! "Ok you three, we're going to team up with Kakashi's team today to do a little....sparing..." Asuma began.
Chouji swallowed hard. He knew that he couldn't STAND to be near Naruto. He smelled too much like ramen...and it made his stomach growl, and growl, and growl...
Ino squealed, "YAY! That means I can see my beloved Sasuke-kun~!" She cheered.
"What do you mean YOUR Sasuke!?" Sakura exclaimed, approaching from behind with the rest of team 7.
Ino sent her a fiery glare, "I mean MY SASUKE BILLBOARD BROW!" She yelled furiously.
Chouji was in his own little world. The cream-scented perfume Ino was wearing was getting to him...
"Don't backsass me, Ino PIG, I meant MY SASUKE, BECAUSE HE BELONGS TO ME!!!" She yelled.
Suddenly Chouji started foaming from the mouth, that was all he needed to hear. The mere mention of a pig was breathtaking. He was going insane, ballistic.
Ino screamed as Chouji began to devour her head with a chomp. Kakashi and Asuma screamed like little girls and began to prance off. But Chouji wasn't going to let them get away....
After Ino was eaten whole, Chouji turned into a boulder, and began to roll after Asuma and Kakashi with the same crazy insane look on his face.
"ME HUNGRY, ME EAT!!!!" He exclaimed.
Several Hours later, the entire village of Konoha was inside Chouji. :O
 VicinityObscenity · Mon Jul 09, 2007 @ 05:33pm · 0 Comments |
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