30 ways to annoy the Teen Titans
Ask Beastboy to change into a Pikachu.
Stare at Raven while she reads/meditates. Never respond to anything she says. Follow her if she leaves.
Cook with only Tofo. Cry when Cy demands 'real food'.
Start every conversation with 'I Love You'.
At night, run screaming into Robin's room saying you had a bad dream. Insist on sleeping in his bed for the night. Repeat for a three week or till Starfire kills you.
Buy a goldfish and when it dies, flush it down the toilet. Make Aqualad attend the 'funeral'.
Tell Speedy his bow makes his butt look fat.
Swat at Bumblebee's hair buns like a cat. Look innocent when she gets mad.
Insist that Starfire is the lost Sailor Scout.
Tug on Robin's cape and tell him you have to go pee.
Act like a mime. This one's universal.
Leave banana peels all over Kid Flash's room.
Paint Star's room grey and black. Say it's because your religion forbids the color pink in your home.
Pretend Cy's head is a Magic 8 Ball. Ask it retarded questions. If Cy answers the question, freak out and run away.
Invent pet names for everyone.
Challenge Mas y Menos to a race. Insist they're cheating.
Play Raven in a game of chess. Try to distract her every chance you get. (You still won't win but it'll be fun! ^_^)
Hold a match under Aqualad. When he asks what you're doing, mutter something about smoked salmon. (That's my favourite one!)
Insist Raven has The Force and call her Jedi Master.
Make every sentence sound like a question?
Go camara crazy. Again, this'll annoy anyone.
Buy a green teddy bear. Name it Beast Boy. Carry it around everywhere and have long conversations with it. Treat the real BB like an inanimite object.
Prank call the JL Watchtower.
Sleep on the breakfast table. Refuse to move until noon.
Get Robin drunk and learn fun things about him! ^_^
Teach Starfire 'The song that never ends'. Let her loose on her room mates.
Give Cy longing stares from across the table at meal time. Ignore him otherwise.
Dress like a bat for a week. Hang around Robin consantly.
Laugh at Beastboy's jokes. Everyone else will be annoyed.
Light the sofa on fire. Roast mashmellows.
Yeah, some of those had nothing to do with the Titans but they would still be fun! ^_^
vailendeathmage · Mon May 14, 2007 @ 11:24pm · 0 Comments |