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31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.<br/>32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.<br/>33. Test brushes and combs<br/>34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.<br/>35. Take bets on the battle.<br/>36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.<br/>37. Follow people.<br/>38. Play with the price scanners.<br/>39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.<br/>40. Play with the automatic doors.<br/>41. Make a pillow fort.<br/>43. Shopping cart races. Enough said.<br/>44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.<br/>48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s<br/>49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.<br/>50. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.<br/>51. Running around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!<br/>52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until you get bored.<br/>53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.<br/>57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.<br/>58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns.<br/>59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”<br/>60.Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas. |
