• All my friends are ninjas,
    they're as elusive as can be.
    They always have to log off
    when they have to talk to me.

    All my friends are genius,
    their excuses are so smart.
    It's like they have them planed
    before our conversations even start.

    All my friends are critics,
    Correcting what I have to say.
    You'd think they would rather talk to me
    instead of run away.

    I love all my friends,
    even if they detest me.
    I'd stand by their side through hell and back
    There's no place I'd rather be.

    All my friends are Ninjas,
    their feelings are their own.
    I know even though we argue,
    we'll never be alone.