• Twas deep so deep of night
    When I saw what I had seen
    So truly deep of night
    When I went where I had been
    And really deep of night
    When I heard what I had heard
    Perhaps a fox or badger
    Or a sort of night-time bird

    Twas late that night of nights
    When something there was there
    So very late that night of nights
    Where that thing was where
    Twas deep of night of nights
    When it ran to where it ran
    Perhaps a stoat or Billy goat
    Or ghostly little man

    Twas in the night of night of nights
    When something scary caused a scare
    So late of night of night of nights
    When something hairy raised my hair
    The deep of night of night of nights
    So don’t you wonder what it was?
    Well I never really truly saw it
    Why? Because because!

    Twas in the night of night of night of nights
    Oh I've had enough!
    Night night.