• Anything with a d**k's
    a d**k.
    Cocks are meant for blocking,
    Boy, I thought you were cute,
    And then you started talking
    Truth is, your schlong
    Ain't that long,
    And your beef bayonet
    Ain't worth my fishnet
    So pack up your trouser snake
    and go on home.

    Anything with a d**k's
    A d**k.
    Pork swords, thank the lord
    Aren't for me.
    Truth is, your Captain Winkie
    Ain't got s**t on my pinkie,
    So button up little soldier,
    And go on home.

    Anything with a d**k's
    A d**k.
    Jackhammers oughta
    Hit the slammers,
    Frankfurters, come no further
    Saddle up baloney pony,
    And, boy why don't you go on home

    Sir, I mean no disrespect to your lancelot,
    But quite frankly there just isn't a lot
    You claim rights to a disco stick
    But all I see it a glittery toothpick
    So put your little prince to bed
    Tuck the covers over his head
    It's past his bedtime
    I've run out of things to rhyme