• V1:
    Oh children, my children, listen to this story
    Listen to it well.
    Listen to the Cheshire Cat cackle with glee
    As the Queen of Hearts burns in Hell.
    Hear Kurt Cobain sing
    And Dimebag strum.
    All of them playing to
    The Rev's anestheziac drums.
    So come one, come all
    Young or old.
    Come and watch
    Our show
    At Skeleton Gardens.


    (Spoken): Hello, madame
    Senior, Seniorita.
    A long with french fries and a large side of fat
    I added a whole big bag of
    Arsenic to that..
    (RiRi's Part): Tee hee, b***h!

    V2:
    Darling, Jack Skeleton
    Come dance to our tune.
    The taste of our riot-like symphony
    Will keep you immune.
    Pumpkin patch demons
    And the offspring of Frankenstein.
    All these magnificent misfits
    Will literally blow your mind.
    The sunset, painted neon green
    The day, a bright neon blue
    The nightime is a bright purple.
    Everyday in this wonderland
    Is something completely new.

    Chorus:
    Come sit.
    Have tea.
    Come have a laugh
    At freaks, like me.
    Spoken: Ladies and germs
    How do you like our show
    Watch it rain in the winter
    And in summer, watch it snow.
    RiRi: I'll mop up the floor with your unfortunate a**.
    I'll do the same to anyone who's screwing up my path.
    (Unfortunately, you're screwed)

    Bridge:
    If I had one wish, one dream come true.
    I would like to stay in this twisted wonderland.
    I would want to escape being buried
    Along with this reality Horrorland.

    Chorus:
    Come sit.
    Have tea.
    Come have a laugh
    At freaks, like me.
    Spoken: Dearly beloved
    We come here today
    To burn all the burdens
    And riot the day away
    RiRi: Oh, by the way, I stole your new car
    I drove it way out west so you'll have to walk pretty far.
    (Sad face)

    Come join us
    Just shut your eyes and release your grip on reality
    Lay your head on your pillow
    And sleep...