• One day in math I had an abstract thought. I contemplated all the stress and sorrow that mathematics brought. I knew someone had to end math’s evil reign, so I decided to find them and inflict upon them pain. The first to die was that b***h division, my bullets shot through her with great precision. Not far from her was subtraction hiding under the bed, so I leaned over and shot his a** dead. Some numbers heard the gun shots and stormed the place, so I shot each and every one of them in the face. Now multiplication and addition were harder to find, but that was ok I really didn’t mind cuz when I found em I lit there asses on fire. And so did fall the mathematic empire.