• biggrin
    Two plums on a pear tree
    A wise old owl did say,
    "Oh deary me, I'm certain
    They shouldn't grow that way;

    For beech nuts come from beech trees,
    Whilst mother nature rules,
    As long as acorns come from oaks
    No wisdom comes from fools!"

    Then came a little hedgehog,
    Who said with simple smile,
    "Good day to you wise creature, now list' too me awhile,
    How does a shadow fall at night, but leaves no mark?
    Why does a tree stay silent, and yet it has a bark?

    Though you may think me silly,
    I know tis only fair
    That any fool could tell you
    Two plums make a pair
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