• a lads a** was on fire,
    as he runs up to me crying,
    and all that i can do is throw water,
    and as he says hurry up my a** is burning,
    and no one else is around,
    so i throw water,
    and he greatfully says,
    thank you madam,
    for cooling my bottom,
    he asked for my hand in marriage,
    and i turned him down,
    i said sorry lad im not ready yet,
    and he said i understand,
    but i could see that a frowned had formed on his face,
    wen he walked away from me,
    what a shame for him and me,
    that was the day on the beach,
    and after that i never seen him again.