• A machine for everything,
    Yeah that's what I said.
    A machine for everything,
    Even for the dead.

    Cook my meal,
    Help me steal.
    Thanks machines,
    You saved me.

    Pay my bill,
    help me kill.
    Thanks machines,
    Stay with me.

    Get me high,
    Help me lie.
    Thanks machines,
    Enslave me.

    Good for me,
    Bad for you.
    Don't you see,
    machines can help you too?

    Learn the ways,
    Of our modern days.
    Commit a crime
    and save some time.
    Simple tasks made complex.
    No more sitting at your desk.

    Thanks machines,
    Save my soul.
    Thanks machines,
    Now you're in control.