• I like taters, yes I do.
    I like taters, how 'bout you?
    I eat potatoes with each meal.
    I love the way they make me feel.

    Taters, taters, deeply fried.
    Taters, taters, on the side.
    Taters and Steak-Umms.
    Taters and beef.
    Taters and taters are all I need.

    Potato, potato, hot potato,
    Dish.
    Oh, potato, you're my wish.
    If I could eat any food for thought,
    I'd have potatoes all day long.
    If I could eat any food I want,
    I'd want taters, no sauerkraut.

    Taters, taters, deeply fried.
    Taters, taters, in my eyes.
    Taters and Steak-Umms.
    Taters and beef.
    Taters and taters are all I need.

    Taters and butter,
    Or taters and chives.
    Or taters and sour cream,
    Just to keep me alive.
    Taters are all I want;
    Yes, they're my favorite food.
    b***h, step off my taters,
    Or I might just eat you.