• True Friendship
    1. When you are sad- I will help you get drunk and plot renege on the sorry b*****d who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue- I will try and dislodge whatever is choking you.

    3. When you smile- I will know you got your wish.

    4. When you are scared- I will rag on you every chance I get.

    5. When you are worried- I will tell you horrible stories about how worse it could be and to quit whining.

    6. When you are confused- I will use small words.

    7. When you are sick- stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don’t want what you got.

    8. When you fall- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.

    This is my oath... I pledge it til the end.
    Why? Because you are my friend!