• There once was a guy named Larry
    Who had a friend named Carrie
    She fell off a dock
    And sank like a rock
    And out came a baby named Mary

    There once was a boy named Nick
    Who was always really really sick
    He had a big build-up
    And his nose started to fill-up
    And that was the end of Nick

    There once was a man named Paul
    Who went to the masquerade ball
    He decided to risk it
    And dressed as a biscuit
    But a dog ate him up in the hall
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    I know they probably weren't so great, but if you like em, gimme a 5!