• Sharon was a happy troll
    Who lived beneath a bridge,
    She loved to try beauty products
    Keeping a face pack in her fridge.

    People had always feared trolls
    Because they were big and hairy,
    But Sharon wasn't like that,
    She wasn't at all scary.

    Using hair-removal cream
    She revealed her yellow skin,
    But because trolls are so hairy
    She needed a five-gallon tin.

    Sharon looked for work
    And soon found a new position;
    This scared the locals to death,
    She had made a bad desicion.

    Now when they cross her bridge
    The steps they take are tentative
    In case they bump into Sharon,
    Who is an Avon representative.