• Story of...
    A young knight,back from he's crusades in the middle east,searches for what we now call a "whore" but back then they called them "damsels in distress"... as he makes hes way towards the nearest castle overlooking the sea...he catches some luck...the local "whore" is being captured by a dragon.... as he watches the dragon fly away with he's soon to be Woman...he does what no knight should ever do...he goes steals a horse to go after the dragon...but before he has a chance to place the sattle on sed horse, the stable hand stabs him in the back of the head twelve repeated times... then of course the young knights pixie brings him back(like in zelda) and the knight chopes off the head of the stupid young stable hand....now with a horse....a dead body and a gift certificate to a local fastfood resturant that hes never herd of the young knight rides towards the resturant....do we know why he would pause hes epic quest to eat some crappy food? no we dont but sure enough(30 mins later) the knight is back on course.... riding towards the dragons lair....(32 hours later)... finally at the lair of sed beastie the knight dismounts hes stolen horse and drags the dead body of the young stable hand into the lair.....the dragon hears foot steps....and the dragon know's this sound well the sound of armor clanking together...and wait what is this the smell of death.... the dragon gets ready for the night by doing some arobics...(15 mins and 20 stair flights later)...the knight exhasted from carrying the body and being in mythril armor... drops the body and collapses.....(30 mins later) the knight wakes to the sound of the Damsel's voice....she says the dragon left a note for him...it reads "thanks for the food... i was gunna eat the girl but i figured shed make a better desert than main course....but the body of that boy was delicous...thankies from ~dragon"......well now that the knight has saved sed damsel and gotten rid of the body he decides to live happily ever after...untill 3 yrs later when hes wife dies of the black plague....so until next time this has been an original story from ~sir aspharr