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Do you have problems with vampires??? I will tell you how to get rid of them.
Step 1 draw there attention by telling them your blood type.
Step 2 by grabbing a steak out of the fridge and putting it over the heart and hammering it with a hammer(of course), Or giving it garlic like in a pizza, or letting them suck the blood of the dead that will kill them Or not...
step 3 grabbing the body put concrete blocks on the feet of the vampire and throwing it in a river or lake.
Do you get bullied by vampires at school??? This is how to go mortal kombat on there a**.
Step 1 fight them with hand to hand combat only aim for face and gutt.
Step 2 light them on fire (Or shank them your choice)
Step 3 Do every thing from how to get rid of vampires
Step 4 Flash them with light that will kill`em burning_eyes
- by Blonde Boi33 |
- Non Fiction
- | Submitted on 03/08/2009 |
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- Title: How to kill a vampire
- Artist: Blonde Boi33
- Description: Killing a vampire
- Date: 03/08/2009
- Tags: kill vampire
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Comments (7 Comments)
- Frost326 - 11/07/2010
- wow ... this just hurts my brain when I read this, ow I'm sorry brain I'll take you away so you can recover.
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- IzayasFun - 07/14/2010
- its nice to see the stupid of the world is growing...maybe one day one of you will kill the world will a nuclear bomb.
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- Lady Xelles - 04/18/2009
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that's...so pathetic and insulting on so many levels.
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- Trixie_bites - 04/13/2009
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haha,can't kill me- sence im 1/3 vamp 1/3 werewolf 1/3 ghost
try flame me on fire i'll just walk right though it and hurt u
and as for mi sliver arm ,it doesn't burn for me , i laugh at u more cuz i can walk in d sun ,1/3 human turned vamp that human blood was hunter -kill vamps ,were wolfs, ghosts(trust me a will kill u before u kill it) ,all those wonderful creatures..but mi rule is that if they do harm to good(deadmeat) if they fight bad guys (awsome!) - Report As Spam
- J-Dx1 - 04/10/2009
- How insulting, I'm offended by your immature human dumbness, GAH!
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- Vampire Red Rose - 04/07/2009
- Im a vampire and thats really not funny.
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- Deadly FireCracker - 03/08/2009
- ....um.........
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