• If you asked yourself, "What the hell is wrong with me?! I feel dizzy!"
    My reply would be, "Were you reading The Twilight series?"
    "Mm-hm."
    I would sigh, and say, "It's called, Edward Cullen, isn't he just DAZZLING?!" heart

    Now, if you weren't dizzy, that is because you haven't experienced Edward's charm, and furthermore, it means that you didn't read The Twilight series, and I would then advise you to...
    GO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FOOT!! >.<

    And if you asked, "Are you one of those crazy teenage girls that's overly obsessed with Twilight,?"
    I would say, "Yes, is that a problem?"