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    Mother: -barges into the Mayor's office- Where the hell are my god damn children!?
    Mayor: W..wha!?
    Mother: My children! Give em' to me!
    Mayor: I..I have no idea what you're talking about!
    Mother: Don' make me get out mah shot gun!
    Mayor: Uh! I don't have your children! I don't even know who they are! I don't even know who YOU are!
    Me: -pops out of no where- -points to Mayor- OBJECTION!
    Mayor and Mother: O_O Wha...?
    Me: Objection, I say!
    Mayor: Who are you!? Security--
    Mother: --Gimme' mah children damn it!
    Me: You, Mayor, say you don't know this woman or her children, but that my friend, is INCORRECT!!
    Mayor: Huh!?
    Me: And you, Miss Mother, are saying your children are missing, but that my friend, is INCORRECT!!
    Mother: What the ******** are you trying to say, huh!?
    Me: -_-; -points to Mayor- Mayor says he doesn't know you, but that's incorrect. You guys don't know each other! Now that is CORRECT!!
    Mayor: -raises an eyebrow-
    Me: -points to Mother- And you. You say your children are missing, but that's incorrect! Both of your children are missing! Now that, my friend, is CORRECT!!
    Mother: The hell...?
    Mayor: Who are you?
    Me: Me? I can't believe it! -throws up arms in the air- You do not know me?
    Mayor and mother: -shakes head no-
    Me: Well, I shall tell you then. -stands on Mayor's desk- I AM LISA WRIGHT! PHOENIX WRIGHT'S YOUNGER SISTER! I, -clears out throat-, am a lawyer...in training. And I, Lisa Wright, has witnessed your Attourney. -jumps off of desk and walks out of room like nothing has happened-
    Mayor and Mother: -look at each other- O_O
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    Phoenix: And this is what happens when you give your younger sister coffee. -face palm-