• "The Things a Guy Will Do to Get a Girl" is about a man doing crazy things to win over the girl he has a crush on. This story starts when our two main characters run away from a party and the person invites the girl into his apartment. He was fishing through his refrigerator as she sat on the couch. "Beer?” He asked pulling the two bottles out of the fridge.

    "I don't drink" she replied,

    “Neither do I”, he said dumping them out and she looked at him as he opened the fridge again "Hmmm... Aha! Chinese?” He asked.

    “I’m allergic."

    "So am I" he replied trashing the Chinese takeout, he walked back into the living room, “Cigarette?” He said pulling the cigarettes out of his pocket.

    "I don't smoke either" she replied.

    "How in the world did these get into my back pocket?” He asked himself as he threw them out the window that was when the girl laughed. "What’s so funny?” He asked looking at her with a pouting face, which of course only made her laugh harder.

    "Ha, ha, ha nothing ha, ha-ha" she replied holding her stomach.

    "You wanna' go get some pizza?” He asked once she stopped laughing.

    "That sounds great," she said getting up and walking towards the door, the guy opened the door and walked out behind her asking,

    "So, you know any good pizza places?”

    The girl laughed again, "Yes" she replied.