• What would you do if your science experiment ate your teacher? How would the principal react to this situation? Would it eat more people? All of these are excellent questions, but I am getting ahead of myself.

    It was the day of the big science fair at my school. I had spent weeks on my project. I wanted to see what effects radiation had on iguanas. I had several affects: it made the iguana grow bigger that it was supposed to, it made the iguana glow in the dark, and it made the iguana more violent.

    Finally the time came for me to present my project. I pulled the cover off of Leroy (that was my iguana's name) and Mrs. Crick (that was the name of my teacher) yelled. Of course that set Leroy into one of his fit. Leroy jumped on Mrs. Crick and........I'm afraid it got gory there.

    The students started running around screaming causing Leroy to go crazy. Leroy was chasing the students as they tried fleeing in all directions......luckily Leroy had a small attention span and kept switching targets before he got a child. I heard a disturbance outside so I stopped chasing Leroy and went to investigate......apparently the principal had called the police because S.W.A.T. officers in full gear were running around outside.

    I heard a crash in the back of the gym and I spun around and saw that the S.W.A.T. officers had breached the back and were converging on Leroy, firing right at him. Leroy was unaffected by the bullets. He ran out of the door S.W.A.T. in hot pursuit. I ran after the group to see what was going to happen to Leroy.

    I was sitting at the police station for 2 hours before the cops finally started questioning me. In my defense I didn't know my science experiment was going to eat my teacher.
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