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    Author’s Note:
    I never read the author’s note, but if you read this one, I’ll read yours. I promise! Cough*not* cough)This is my first fanfiction, so please be nice to me! I just love imagining/seeing Ichigo in cute/hot/sexy/badass/innocent costumes!!! He’s damn HOT!! So I want him to join the Host Club.
    WARNING!! Future half rape!! You won’t know who. You can guess. You will probably succeeded.
    Chapter 1
    “Ichigo!! Good morning!!” Isshin yelled, falling out of a secret trap door which was conveniently above Ichigo’s small bed. Ichigo awoke instantly, grabbing the goat chin’s face, throwing his insane father out the window. There was a loud cry and the distinctive sound of a certain dad landing on an ever soft pile of dog crap.
    “And Yuzu wonders why I keep my window open when I sleep,” Ichigo sighed, scratching his neck. Suddenly, the goat chin appeared in Ichigo’s room again.
    “My beloved son! I have good news! You’re transferring to Ouran High!”
    Ichigo’s eyes widened. “What the hell? Why?”
    Ouran was a school for snobby, rich kids that could buy a small country with a month’s worth of allowance. So why was Ichigo being transferred?
    “No time to explain, son! Your new uniform is in your closet.”
    There was silence in the room.
    “Well, are you going to leave?” Ichigo asked, raising an eyebrow.
    “Why? Is my ever so gorgeous son afraid to show his body to his loving-“
    “You old pervert!” Ichigo screamed, kicking his father in the stomach, causing him to fly through the door.
    “Idiot dad…” Ichigo cursed. He looked at his uniform. A light blue blazer, white shirt, a black tie and a pair of black pants. He took of his sweatpants and quickly pulled on the black dress pants on before his dad could pop in again. He left the top button of the white dress shirt open, exposing a little of his slightly tanned chest. The orange headed teen left his shirt untucked and slipped the tie on, leaving it loose. Ichigo grabbed his blazer on, not bothering to button it up. He was going to be seen as a troublemaker, so why not look like one?
    Five minutes later, Ichigo was downstairs, holding the new black bag his dad bought for him. Apparently he wanted Ichigo to look more mature for the “ladies”. Of course that earned him a swift kick in the manhood.
    “Good luck, Ichi-ni! Have a good day!” Yuzu said, a big smile on her face. Ichigo let a small, but true smile appear on his face. He ruffled Yuzu’s hair and lightly punched Karin on the shoulder, who was reading a sports magazine.
    “Try not to bring home another group of crazy fangirls again, Ichi!” Karin snorted, not taking her eyes off the magazine.
    Ichigo smirked as the vivid memories came back. His now considered “old” school held a festival and Ichigo’s class had to host an anime cosplay café. Ichigo was Ritsuka Aoyagi for the anime “Loveless”. Of course the cat ears threw all the girls into insanity. When Ichigo got home there was a herd of crazy fangirls that surrounded the house, screaming Ichigo’s name.
    “Well, I better be going,” Ichigo said, opening the door. It was a beautiful day. The sun was even brighter and the sky was a pure blue, not a single cloud strewn in the blue depths. Ouran was only a fifteen minute walk from the Kurosaki clinic. As Ichigo walked, he thought about his friends back at Karakura. Rukia would be as proud as a midget could be. Orihime would be sad since she has a crush on him. Chad would be natural as usually, Ishida would be pushing up his glasses. Ichigo gave a snort at that. He swore that the four-eyes pushed his glasses up at least fifty times a day. Tatsuki would punch him, Renji would swear and then Ichigo would swear right back. Ah good times, good times.
    As Ichigo got lost in his thoughts, he hadn’t looked both ways when he crossed the street to arrive at Ouran. A pure white limo was racing along the road, glinting in the sunlight. A soon as Ichigo saw the three-hundred horse powered million-dollars-on-wheels heading straight for him; he quickly jumped high in the air. Way high. Ichigo’s timing was perfect. A soon as the limo had braked; Ichigo had landed on the roof of the expensive car.
    Ichigo let out a sigh of relief. Thank you Dad!! All those years of jumping over the goat chin’s so- called “Fatherly love” actually came in handy. But Ichigo’s relief went “bye bye” after he realized that he had just massively dented the white car.
    “s**t!” Ichigo swore, quickly jumping off the limo, wide eyes widening while they stared at him.
    “Great! I attracted people.YAY!!” thought Ichigo, scowling. The door to the limo flung open. And out came two devilishly handsome twins!! (The Hitachiin twins to all the douches out there!)
    “You’ve got some nerve to step on our car!” said the twin on the left.
    “Yeah! By my guess, you’re just a commoner just like Haruhi!” the other twin stated.
    “So how ever are you gonna pay for the pain and damage you’ve done?” both twins yelled dramatically, wiping away fake tears. And all this time that the twins have been talking, Ichigo had his back turned to them.
    “Hey! Look at us while we’re talking!” the Hitachiin brothers yelled with mock anger.
    Ichigo turned around presenting his burning molten amber eyes, surrounded be long lashes. His chiseled jaw and slightly tanned skin gave off a sexy look. His bright and messy hair made him look exotic. With a button of his shirt open, gave the twins a glimpse of his perfect neck, telling them that he had a FINE body. Very FINE indeed. Emphasis on the FINE!!!!
    The Hitachiin twins gave off two wide grins that told Ichigo that he was about to be shited on.
    “Hmmm, not bad, not bad!” said one twin, placing a finger on his chin.
    “Yes, yes! He could be useful.” Said the other, poking Ichigo between his shoulder blades.
    “Huh?” was Ichigo’s stupendous reply. He gave a confused look at the twins, cocking his head to the side. And DAMN did he look CUTE!! How could some so wild and exotic be cute and innocent at the same time? Nobody knows…
    “Come with us!!” shouted the twins, while they each grabbed one of Ichigo’s arms, dragging him to the grand school.
    “Ugh!! What the hell are you doing? Let go!” Ichigo screamed, struggling against the two devils. Oh what were they going to do to Ichigo? What? WHAT? WWWWHHHAAATTT?????