• i like d**k, d**k is my best friend . d**k won a $100 from a c**k fight a couple of times cuz his c**k was so good.d**k always does above average when he's excited, (i should know I've seen it done). i remember one time d**k came w/ me in my car and spilled juice all over my dash broad but i forgave him though cuz i love d**k like that. A friend of mine invited d**k over to their party but d**k was too big to go through the entrance, so he went through the back door. Coincidentally, everybody d**k knew also went through the back entrance, apparently my friend front door was too open for their liken. d**k lives in a apt w/o any lights so i frequently visit to take him out. oh did i mention that he only comes out when he want to do something?Anyway, d**k wishes that he had a wand like his favorite wizard in harry potter so he can wave it around and stun people.Fortunately for me, d**k doesn't have a wand like his favorite wizard b/c it would be a pain in the a** if he did. d**k will have you bouncing off the wall if your around him too long but over all d**k is very likable, unless you have a' 'd**k'' of your own , since my brother said that he have a 'd**k' of his own in his little group of friends , although his 'd**k ' will never be good as my d**k