• In a galaxy far, far away in the future but some how in the past. duh duh duh dun duh doo duh duhh duh duhh duh duh duh (star wars theme song) Darth Vader says to Leia ha I am going to blow up Alderon what can you do about that. Leia says well don't my father lives their. Vader says well to bad I am doing it any way. Darth Vader turns on the death stars lazer to blow up Alderon. Alderon explodes. Leia says god damn it vader you are so Jouvenile. Mean while at Luke Skywalkers house. Luke is saying Mom can I join the rebellion or become a Jedi like all my cool friends. Lukes Mom says no. Luke says why. because you are to weak and retarded. well then I am running away. Luke runs away and finds this retarded thing called a sand man waving his staff. Then some dude with a blue light saber slices the sandmans head off. The Jedi with a blue light saber said hey I am Obi wan. Luke says Why do all the Jedi's have Asian names. Obi wan says shut up. well i am Luke want me to go to your house. Obi wan says Yeah so I can melest you. Luke says what. Obi wan says nevermind come on. At Obi wans house. obi wan says hey luke want a light saber. Luke says Hell yeah. hey Obi wan i am gonna go home ok. So he goes home and goes back to Obi wan. Then Obi wan takes Luke to han Solo. Han Solo said I have a giant dog named Chewbacca. Obi wan says no that is a wookie. Han says no it is a dog. So Han solo takes them to the Millenium falcon. Obi wan says hey i will pay you 50 dollars if you take me to Alderon. Han says ok deal. So they fly in Hyper space to alderon but Alderon is broken in peices. And then Luke says hey I see the moon. Obi wan says that is not the moon dumb a** it is a space stasion. Luke says i am not a dumb a**. Han says an energy feild. they pull in to the space stasion and they see a sighn saying death star. So the 2 storm troopers opening the giant garage for space vehicles and the 2 storm troopers say why can't we have a rail I almost fell off this the other storm trooper says they thought we would lean all day. Then the find Princess Leia in a room and Darth Vader comes gets mad and Chewbacca has a heart attack and vader slices them in peices. The end. mrgreen rolleyes ninja burning_eyes