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Day 1
Meeting the girls
''Ok! so you got the message, so how much will you pay, good well that a deal great I see them later ok by, dam it '',. Pein swear as he hang up the phone ''hey every one come down here, I have some news'' he yelled.
10 minutes later and yelling
''What took you guy so long'', he yelled and looking very mad at this point.
"Well, I was sleeping'',Itachi said, as he let out a yawn; stretching out his arms a little; and he has a bad case of bed head.
''I was watching a movie,'' Kisma added.
'' I bet it was jaws was it Kisma'',Deidara said with a grin as he elbowed him.
'' Oh my god! Deidara I swear I will kill you if you make a other shark joke''. He said, as he was face to face with Deidara already to beat him while Deidara has a big old grin on his face.
'' Why dont the two of you shut up! '', Pein yell '' Sasori why was you late?''
'' Does it make sense to not ask us the same thing if it waste more Time for th .'' Sasori stop to see Pein giving him a glare.'' I was fixing one of my puppets after Deidara blow up the arms'',given Diedara a glare.
'' Hey, I said I was sorry it was dark and I though it was an attacker'', Diedara wined
'' Deidara'',Pein yelled with a annoyed tone.
'' Sorry I will shut up'', he wined
'' Zetus'',Pein said, as he was staring at him.
'' Well I found a traveler and things happen and let just say I got lunch.''
'' Oh! my turn '',Hidan said as he saw that Pein was giving him a glare '' I
was reading''.
''I was counting my money of courses'' Kakuzu said with a grin.
''And the blue headed one'' Pein said.
''Hey! I have a name and for your info, my name is Konan K-o-n-a-n '', but she stop after seeing Pein was giveing her a glare . ''I was swiming in the underground pool ''Konan said as she had sighed.
'' Well with that over, here the news you known the one show. The simple life you known the one show with the two girls with the one with the rich dad and the one with the famous singer as for a dad.''
'' I think there name is Paris and Nicole and I thought you hated that show,'' Sasori added.
''Well, yes that is true but the producers of the show had an idea. If they stay here for a weak to see what it very like in the akasuki is really like.'' He said with a frown.
''Ahhhhhhh'' every one moaned but Pein.
''But I do have good news, they will pay us $10,000 a day for each a day when they stay Which means it will make are goal, go a little bit faster.''
''Do you say $10,000 a dayyyy'' Kakuzu said as he drool a little.
''Yes, and they be here about 2:30 pm and its'', he pull back his right slevee of his cloak that revealed a watch''and its 2.29 pm wow that was fast , One more thing you cant kill them, hurt them, or eat them.''
''Ahhhhhh'' evey one moaned again but not Pein again.
''But you can still swear and give them glares, and if I was you I take it and leave with it'' he added.
there a knock at the door
''Great, Itachi go get the door. ''Pein said
''Hey why me why not'', he looking at every one else. “What about Hidan he some what normal looking.”
''Hey '', Hidan yelled.
''Itachi just get the damn door'', Pein said giving him a glare.
''Fine '' Itachi said in a childish tone.
itachi walk up to the door and open it
'' Hi im Paris'' she said in a happy tone.
''And im Nicole'' she said with a happy tone as well.
''And we are here to stay for one week with you guys would that be fun'' they both said at the same time.
''Great nice to meet you''Itachi said and trying his best to smile''come . On in I will tell evey one that your here, hey every one they here.''he yelled
''Great you here'' the Leader said doing his best grin and that came out of nowhere.''Well let get stared shall we and let get to known evey boby''.
''Ok'' Paris said.
''That sound great'' Nicole added.
''Well im Pein and the leader around her so just come to me if you have question ok'' he said with his fake grin.
''Ok you guy meet Itachi he the with the bed head ''.
'' Hey your hot what to be my boyfriend.'',Paris said trying her best to look sexy.
''No'', he said with a death glare.
''Well im Kisma'', he said with a evil grin.
''Omg land shark'', they both yelled.
'' a** holes'', he swear under his breath and with a annoyed look on his face.
''And im Diedara'', he shake paris hand.
''why are my hand wet'' she look at Diedara hand and it was is his worng hand.''Omg he have a moutn on his hand.
'' Man if that not a slut if I never knew one'', said Diedara hand mouth thingy.
''Oh sorry bad hand'' Deidara said as he slap his hand.
''And im Sasori'' he wined.
'' And I im Zetus''
nicole and paris faintede from shock
''They dont have to be so mean'', Zetus said as he look a little mad.
'' Well I call that a day '', Itachi said with a grin.
'' Ya I guess your rigth well evey body do what ever'', Pein added.
5 hours later
''Hey can some one pick up Paris and Nicole'', Pain yelled as he saw there body still on the ground.
to be contion...
- Title: simple life akasuki style day1
- Artist: neko mate
- Description: what will happen if Paris and Nicole from the simple life came to the akasuki place for a whole week! come read to see all the akasuki madness!
- Date: 02/03/2009
- Tags: simple life akasuki style day1naruto
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Comments (2 Comments)
- neko mate - 02/14/2009
- thanks X3
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- Bird_Of_Prey006 - 02/13/2009
- That was awsome I liked the part about the death glare that was coolest part of the whole thing......
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