• Once upon a time, there was a snow cone. This snow cone’s name was Fred. He wasn’t liked by the other snow cones, because unlike the rest of them he was a lemon snow cone. So one by one all of his friends, family, and anyone else he knew were sold, and eaten. He was sad, because no one wants to eat yellow snow, so no one bought him. He cried for days, and slowly his tears froze so he gradually got bigger and bigger. He kept crying until one day, someone came to the counter of the booth that sold snow cones. And the person asked for the giant yellow snow cone. Fred hadn’t realized it but he cried so much that he filled half of the booth! So the boy who bought him brought him to his uncle’s circus. The boy sold the growing snow cone called Fred to his uncle for a bazillion dollars. And Fred, now being referred to as Snowy Growwy, had to be constantly sad crying icon_crying.gif so the ringmaster gave the owner of the circus a device that slings random insults at whoever listens to it. So they took a pair of water resistant earbuds and shoved them into “Snowy Growwy” and pressed play, then they had the device plugged in, so it’d never run out of batteries. So week, then months, and eventually years went by, and “Snowy Growwy” slowly grew, steadily getting bigger. Until one day He got soooooooooooooo big that the earth started to rotate around him, and he kept growing. Over time he grew so big that he became the universe! SO If you ever notice a faint lemony smell then you’ll know, that the story of Fred is true, either that of someone is spraying pine sol near you. But beware, never discriminate against snow cones for their color, because each one is delicious in it’s own way.