• Wow! What a day!
    Today was just a normal wintery day, me and my elf buddy; Mr. Tinkles, were walking around the town looking for people with chipper x-mas cheer so we can get the old phat man (who desperately needs to lay off the cookies) back in his own body. So we just got finished scanning this one chick, which had NO x-mas cheer at all! Scrooge has more cheer than that chickie! (She even ran away screaming for the mods!) Mr. Tinkles pushed up his glasses with his index finger and said "Let’s try that guy’s house." He said and pointed to a festive looking house. "Okay!" I said and we walked up to the guy’s house and knocked on the door. After a couple of minutes a male Gaian dressed in Christmas attire (the ugly x-mas sweater, jingle bell shoes, the whole nine yards!) "May I help you?" He said, he sounded impatient, but only Mr. Tinkles caught the tone of his voice, I only smiled my buck toothed goofy smile and said "'Ello Sir and or Madam! Me and my elf friend Tinkles here are conducting a scanning to see if you have any Christmas spirit. You would be contributing on helping Santa get in his old body!"

    The decked out man did not look happy. "Are you suggesting I have no spirit!?!" His voice started to rise in pitch. "N-no! Not at all!" I started to get nervous. Mr. Tinkles on the other hand, he just stepped back and did that 'kukuku' laugh of his. "Oh, It sounds like you are you buck toothed moron! Who are you to tell me I don’t have any spirit when I have plenty!" 'This guy has some very bad anger issues....’ I though and started to sweat from the tension he was giving off. Then In a blind rage, the dude took off his lights around his door and tangled me in them! He then pushed me to the ground and slammed the door! Once I had managed to get to my feet, I yelled out "That wasn’t very nice Mister!!" Mr. Tinkles scurried to my side "Screw you kid!" I heard the man yell through his door. I sighed and Mr. Tinkles and I continued our search for Christmas spirit. "...Looks like that Gaian wont be getting his lights back, kukuku~" Mr. Tinkles said to himself as we continued our walk in the town. After a few minutes of walking Mr. Tinkles and I heard a faint “Gimmie my lights back you freaks!!” Oh dear, it was the anger issue Gaian! “RUN!!” I yelled and we ran off into the next town…That Gaian never did get his lights back.