• Once upon a time...as most fairy tale stories go, there was a small ball of compacted mass. Why and how did this ball get there...no one knows, but suddenly...

    BANG! A huge explosion, hence the name the big bang. After much twisting and turning from the necleus...which somehow was there twisting and turning, even though nothing created it and it breaks the first law of thermodynamics...the matter split and started to expand. How did all the water and plasma and grass and rock get compacted in that little ball of mass remains a mystery, but along with it were single celled organisms, which somehow survived the bang, then spread out, and formed planets.

    Apparently, none of the single cells like the way they were on the enviorment, and eventually, after millions of years, they decided they didn't want to be single celled organisms. How and why they decided to adapt in different ways, like some turning into fish and other turning into birds, I don't know, given the fact these were single celled, and had absolutely no brains.

    As the billions of years went by, intelligence progressed, and then the first "thought". This was the thought:

    "How am I thinking? What is thinking?" Suddenly, languages started to be developed, though I don't know how. After all, they hardly had any brains. But that's beside the point. They developed languages (somehow)and eventually started talking; talking like this:

    "Gooooahahahahglah!"

    "Galhgekedjupar?"

    "NAMSJODES!" ...Needless to say, they had a little to work on.

    Many, many years later, we came to be. All from that little chimp that has the same cromosones as tabbacco. Isn't that a pleasent thought? It remains a mystery, much like the previous ones, why these other chimps aren't evolved. I mean, one would think that if a species were adapting to an enviorment, everyone in the species would adapt, right? Even though I don't really know what we were adapting to...