• "Push Push Push" Said Dad "Keeping Trying" Said The Boys Aunt .Finally She Gave Birth To A Handsome Boy His Name Was Jessy . This Is Her Verison Of The Story . Once The Boy , Named Andrew, Was 4 Years Old His Dad Damaged Jessys , The Mum, Leg . She Went To The Doctors Leaving Andrew With His Moaning Aunt Becky. When Andrew Said His Feelings Or Even Said A Word She Would Whack Him . His Mum Saw This As She Got Back , Dad Appered And Killed Aunt Becky, Leaving Her 4 Children , Sade , Laura And Matt With Aunt Bev. Aunt Bev Was The Nicest , Funniest , Luckiest , Hopefulest And Happiest Aunt Bev . She Lived With Her Disabled Husband , Uncle Nigel. When Andrew Went To The Daily Check On Aunt Bev . Laura And Matt Was Kissing , Snogging To Make A Better Verb, Andrew Reported This To His Whole Class Who Spreaded It On To Other People Like A Pass It On Trick. This Got So Far The Dad Even Heard It . Andrew Was Showing Off His Comedy To A Group Of Nieghbours Outside , They Adored Him! , His Dad Jumped On Him And Punched Him Soo Hard He Went To Hosipatal ,The Same On He Was Born in. He Won A Gold Medal On Most Pain By Family Life And Was On The News. She Got Soo Famous He Got To Be A Judge On Talent Shows And Become A Comedian . Hes Nieghbours Always Had Front Row Seats And Passports To Backstage They Became Rich Aswell. The End ?