• Barry the Banana cackled evilly in his mind as he considered his newest idea. “Oh yes, all the little children will love me now!” he rejoiced.

    His plan went something like this:

    1) Destroy all apples.
    2) Destroy all oranges.
    3) Destroy all grapefruit.
    4) Destroy all guavas.
    5) Destroy all watermelons.
    6) Destroy all passionfruits.
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    n) Destroy all remaining fruit other than bananas.

    He believed this was a good plan. Now, he just had to carry it out… Alas, a difficulty now occurred to him.

    He would have lowered his stalk sadly, but bananas can’t move.