• 3nodding 100 ways to make itachi cry 3nodding (or kill you) burning_eyes

    1) tell him sasuke forgot who you are.

    2) slap him and scream " THE FAN-GIRLS ARE ATTACKING!!!!!!"

    3) push him off the empire state building

    4) steal his underwear and it sell on ebay

    5) tell him he dies in chapter 393

    6) tell him he's been offered to be the 6th hokage

    7) steal his headbend and shove it in your mouth right in front of him

    cool when saying you to him replace it with the pronoun it

    9) shove 40 hanami dangos down his pants

    10) tie him to a concrect wall and say "Tsukyomi, time and space, even physical mass, you control none of it"

    11) read him all the ItaSaku and ItaSasu fanfics

    12) find a fanart of him naked at show to him all day.

    13) turn him into the police with a moldy lollipop as your reward

    14) whiles hes asleep put a bell over his head and bang the bell real hard

    15) bring him to the park on a really busy day and pull off all of his clothes so everyone sees his thong

    16) get him really drunk, drag him to the leaf village, and make him show sakura sasuke's old baby pictures

    17) take him for a power walk and push him in a ditch

    1 cool shove him down hidan's pants (oh wait hidan doesn't wear pants)

    19) call him gliligan

    20) whack him with a stick

    21) i'm leaving this one blank 'cuz my health teacher calls 21 the specil number

    22) get him drunk again and make him marry orchimaru

    23) convince him thats he's ashley tisdale

    24) you like nuts, i'm allergic to nuts, don't bring me nuts

    25) convince him all uchihas all girls no matter what

    26) sit on his face whiles hes asleep and when he wake ups fart

    27) rip off his face screaming "I CAUGHT YOU OROCHIMARO!!!11!!!!!!!" AND THEN SAY " whoops... sorry itachi"

    2 cool steal his nail polish

    29) give him a make over and when he chased you out of the room say i heard that when he says it isn't half bad

    30) tell him "sasuke found you naked"

    31) yay! halloween!

    32) give him negi contact lens and buy itachi contact lens and convince him negi stole your shringan but you got it back for him

    33) slap him with a poster with the uchiha crest on it

    34) fan him off with a uchiwa and when he seems relaxed scream on top of your lungs "WHY WON'T YOU BURN, DARN IT!!!!!!!!!!!"

    35) throw a bagle at him 'cuz bagles are cool

    36) torture him by making him listen to sakura all day (it will make him explode)

    37) make him read this

    3 cool get a brid that mimics and keep it with hidan for the day. after it leared every cruse know to man,fish,plant,and boat kind shrink it and shove it in itachi's ear.

    39) get him to make a french cooking show

    40) put him in a dress

    41) arrange for him to marry kisame

    42) make him laugh my frocing him to watch zetsu eat him

    43) call him a llama

    44) stab his eyes

    45) tell tobi to call itachi weasle for a week

    46) biggrin smile redface crying stare xd 3nodding blaugh gonk scream stressed sweatdrop heart xp whee wink sad surprised eek confused cool lol mad razz cry evil twisted rolleyes exclaim question idea arrow neutral mrgreen ninja 4laugh rofl pirate talk2hand burning_eyes cheese_whine dramallama wahmbulance emo

    47) tell madara that itachis loves him

    4 cool put tobi's mask on itachi, convince tobi itachi stole and was wearing it until he had to sell on ebay, and watch them fight it out

    49) scream "PEE ON CARL"

    50) stab him every where and then tell him you thought it was MIGHTy stupid looking GUY n disguese and you were still mad about guy stealing your cookie



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